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spursmaddave

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  1. About ####### time properly
  2. And how would you know I had a fling with Smurfette in the 80's....
  3. Even he can't cure woodworm
  4. No carbs before marbs
  5. What's blue and smelly? Smurf poo
  6. they might have tweaked it a lot since I had a beta test... a trackpad would work well probably too huh
  7. I had a dream last night that I was eating a huge marshmallow.... today I am shopping for pillows
  8. We have just moved to Admiral, when my missus did her quote she thought her 3 points had expired but the hadn't, got a letter from Admiral saying they had checked and she hadn't declared them..... got stung with a whopping £20 extra...
  9. This thread has reminded me I have a genuine one that I don't use now that I have a garage, For Sale thread to follow
  10. Sounds about right, shows it has been looked after and not trashed
  11. Man - "Pack your bags I just won the lottery" Wife - "Wow fantastic, where are we going?" Man - "I'm not going anywhere, have you packed your bags yet?"
  12. Great work Ian Not interested in the slightest but appreciate the effort you have gone to
  13. I tried the 'trial' and was not that impressed, groundbreaking for MS but a fair way behind Android & IOS...
  14. A gift that keeps giving....
  15. How can you flag this, when you posted this!!.... That's just Dave's way of saying he likes dogging
  16. I used to be undecisive, but now I'm not so sure
  17. What!???? He's waiting to see the fitted pictures Yep
  18. Congrats
  19. Last year was great, hope you enjoyed it
  20. I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields.... The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual...
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