spursmaddave

I am just composing 50 Shades of Dave I thought it would be 50 shades of gay for you? You just know that porno is already being cast The girls at work were saying they can't wait for a film version.... I could have lent them something similar but Industrial Tribunals are such a drag

Isn't that sort of thing illegal apart from in Norfolk

or maybe you just have more exotic tastes than most women

Yep it is open season on hardcore in our house.... what's the difference between watching it and readin about it

I hope Rosie hasn't seen this post as surely she was the only gorgeous car at Goodwood

I am just composing 50 Shades of Dave

Well every single woman in the entire universe seems to be reading this at the moment, both the girls who work for me are reading it in their lunchbreaks. I don't know if it is the warm weather or the stairs but both looked a little flushed yesterday afternoon I was intrigued, at first I thought it was a catalogue for 370z colour options, but I soon realised it was just a porno with no pictures, a bit like the stories in razz mags of old but an extended version. At least now Mary is reading porn on her new Kindle I shouldn't get told off if I am watching some proper porn on the telly

The blue isn't my favourite colour but unless you have seen it in the flesh you can't comment as it does not photograph that well I would still rather have Lemans Blue that any of the grey alternatives I take it the 'poverty' spec 370 still has an engine, gearbox

I once put my finger in a dyke... or was it a thumb anyway it didn't stop the flow in fact it seemed to get wetter

Those 2 mentioned things are the usual culrits, wrong wheel / tyre profiles and or pressures and lack of brake fluid... Hope you get it sorted matey the fact it is mostly round corners make me think it is brake fluid as maybe it is triggering a sensor or suchlike

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More chance of getting some BHP by changing the windscreen wipers as the exhaust 99.9% of induction / exhaust mods for a Zed are for looks and sound

This is the only spoiler I actually like as it is really just a beefed up version of the OEM one I won't be getting one, but if I had to get one, this is the one I would get And I was never a fan of the smoothed rear it gave the car no character imo and detracted a bit from that lovely rear bumper

Looking forward to the next hours update

I quite literally haven't slept in a week mate

Very nice Bob You know what would look uber cool.... if you sprayed the Z to match the car & nuts Or just let them go rusty of course

Lube = read any type of Quick Detailer, for gods sake don't use KY-Jelly with a clay bar :lol: Have you tried it lol

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It would be worth getting the gearbox oil changed and adding some molyslip, but you are probably only putting off the inevitable, I know I was

Obviously with the sort of mileage it has been used as a motorway mile muncher so if that's the case maybe it is the original I can't help thinking if it is on it's first clutch the previous owner has not really had much fun in it have they :thumbsdown:

Thing is as soon as it is done its out of date

Shiny round alloy things x4 mate Cool, I didn't know Tarmac was branching out into other areas