spursmaddave

Ian, what I am taking from this thread is that 4 people like your car without the spoiler but there are 2 other than you and me that cross dress

It was when the king size ones first came out, I did put it in the freezer but it still melted very quickly

I couldn't finish all of mine

Saucer of milk to Gravesend We can all laugh about it now.... apart from Ian who still wakes up in the middle of the night sobbing uncontrollably holding his pillow close and rocking slightly...

There is always too much salt.... I always ask for fries with no salt on.... you get a look something like this...

Pardon? That was a comedy drum fill

Sorry Pete I know it's not a laughing matter but all I can think about now is you sitting on your back step with your feet in the water fishing Roof developed a leak as well Sewers now overflowing, septic tank unable to handle all that rain, on the plus side the flood in the lane has subsided and no water in the house (other than what the bucket under the roof leak has collected) Pete Crikey mate

Pardon?

I think Wasso did a version called 20 Shades of Azure last year in Wales

Well Bounty Bar Kid I am expert in confectionary in the bedroom although mars bars are my speciality....

Sorry Pete I know it's not a laughing matter but all I can think about now is you sitting on your back step with your feet in the water fishing

I WOULDN'T borrow his copy if I were you...........and I think you know why without me spelling it out Oi that's slanderous I have drawn lots of pictures to help illustrate it for Annie

Have you got a Kindle Annie, my paperback copy is all stuck together

Hey, mine doesn't creak, just there's noise which almost sounds like a shot wheel bearing, but doesn't get worse with speed Just a general observation that most people who go for big showy (heavy) wheels have trouble with something along the way... If I had the Zed as a 3rd car just for meets and weekends then I would consider ricing her up but as she bubmles along the M25 and over the bridge pretty much everyday then I am happy as she is

You will just have to raise the bar (pun intended) Remember using a feather is kinky.... Using the whole chicken is perverted

I'm guessing front wheel arch to rear wheel arch I will get my coat

Ebay or Japspeed = cheap tat Scorpion = good quality and sound

You'd have to have wheels bigger than your coasters then Nothing wrong with nice light coasters at least the car goes where I want it to go, handles properly and doesn't creak like an old pram

Wooden clogs for you no? Must say, never thought i'd see you drool over a bbk I have always had a thing for bbw's.... What is not to like about things of beauty like those brakes, I had my own calipers done blue out of vanity remember

My blushes.... I haven't blushed in a long time

Those are wayyyy too stylish for you dave Oh you bitch

Drop me a PM and I will explain it all in great detail

The size of the rotoras probably does make a difference on those massive wheels, but I thought most people just bought bbks for looks tbh. Alcon/pfc do make better bbks than stoptech/ap racing. You could argue the same about custom wheels from someone like dpe. Agreed, apparently these don't actually make you walk better either

Aha she never went, i was in an xtrail That's even worse in a way, like going on an 18-30 holiday and leaving the missus at home.... I bet you told Rosie you were just going to the shops too