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spursmaddave

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  1. Maybe but it was only funny when I said it.....
  2. I don't have facebook so I liked your post instead
  3. Slow night at work tonight
  4. Why are there no aspirins in the jungle.... Cos the parrots ate em all
  5. Man in a pub says to another man "would you like to buy 8 legs of venison, only £20" The other man says "sorry that's just 2 deer"
  6. What do you call a camel with 3 humps.... Humphrey
  7. I once started an online origami business, but it folded...
  8. Would a cardboard belt just be a waist of paper?
  9. Someone once said I was just average, I thought that was mean...
  10. Double negatives are always a definite no no
  11. Don't trust acupuncturists.... They are all back stabbers
  12. Did you hear about the butcher who fell on his bacon slicer.... He got a little behind on his work
  13. Did you hear about the piano that fell down a lift shaft.... It resulted in A-flat minor
  14. I used to only write with a broken pencil, but I see that it was pointless
  15. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
  16. I used to have a fear of hurdles but I'm over it now
  17. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It is very hard to put down
  18. You won't say that when you find out how I make the holes in them
  19. :lol: <pause for breath> :lol:
  20. I am not sure anything is relevant to Peter
  21. Two Nuns in a bath, one says "where's the soap?" The other one says "I know I use my hairbrush..."
  22. Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish"
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