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Zugara

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  1. Unless they honour their mistake, as M&S did, they advertised TV for £199 and should have been £899, I don't think you will get your goodies.
  2. Could be a combo of both. What HU do you have? Could be dodgy wiring, the quality of the music you are playing, mp3, ripped cd's, original cd's. There are a few variables that need to be investigated before you point the finger at speakers and or HU.
  3.   The Defective Parrot  A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and answered me. !' 'I got every word,' says the parrot. 'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird' 'Oh yeah?' the guy asks. 'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?' 'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You can't see it, because of my feathers.' 'Wow,' says the guy. 'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?' 'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.' The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. 'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.' 'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer.!' The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing. 'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the UPS man.' 'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy. 'When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.' 'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened?' 'Well, then the UPS man came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot. 'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?' 'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.' Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?' DUNNO?!? I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch.!'   If this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really bad day.  Â
  4. You tired graham All good things in time, a deal is being put together, but can't say too much ATM. Hang on, I will get the violin..........
  5. Emissions, climate change. Yarda Yarda Yarda.....
  6. Zugara

    Z badges?

    Be prepared for them going a rusty-green colour within weeks and the badge peeling off from the glue over time... Mine has been consigned to the bin and I couldn't be happier. +1.with regard to them loosing their colour, mine went a mottled colour after a few months,
  7. If he were an animal.........why should people have to suffer indignity because of a minority of do gooders. This always make me mad, that a person must go the human rights court in order to end their suffering. WHY......... Surely it must be HIS human right to want to end his own life and not have anyone else implicated, what is bloody wrong with this stupid stupid stupid country. Bloody nanny state we live in here.....
  8. Welcome, most questions and answers can be found using the search feature on the forum.
  9. Poltergeist reside in that car of your
  10. I just pulled them off, And the badges......
  11. Where do I sign up.......Sweet.......
  12. Picture 1 makes the front end look like a wide mouth cat fish that's eaten a porcupine. He don't look happy with puffed out cheeks....... Picture 2 is by far the best looking cat fish
  13. Oh, where does she live.......
  14. What colour do you do. Something blue perhaps
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