Vik54

Man-up Neily!

Tut Towers! I may go if I can free up some time! What?!! You?!! Go on track?!!

I don't understand... this is obviously a design fault and is well documented. Nissan should be recalling them all and sorting it out. If it was me I would be going onto all forums and gathering up all affected owners and going for a group action. These are new cars its just not acceptable. Phew... over

Private reverse action at Knockers tomorrow - this is one of the Scottish Elise members annual private track day - they have places available so have made it open to all in an effort to fill it. It will be a good standard of driving but don't expect to keep up with the Elises in the twisties http://www.knockhill.com/wordpress/2012/06/reverse-direction-car-track-time-tomorrow-with-tut/

Its ok Jordan and I have already spoken at length - I took a wee while to get interior photos sorted and we are about 600 miles apart it just wasn't going to happen

Yeah... I don't like Mars bars

+1 Realistically there is f*ck all he can do with the VIN - a full HPi asks for it as do many other buyers 'checks'

I wouldn't be driving anywhere other than the garage on that

What extras? A crappy sounding back box (remember thats not a full system) and a double din? Certainly not a full cat back performance exhaust sytem plus Performance Friction / DBA/ Ferrodo/ Hel brake package as well as facelifted and smoothed end and a service history that's worth its weight in gold

Maybe I'll do something similar

You won't because you're men - you're incapable of learning from experience unless it involves your stomachs or your c*cks

To be fair Vik its only 25 squid more to put on retention rather than straight transfer so you might as well leave it off the astra.........otherwise you'll be paying another 85 quid when you get a new car. Aye that's why I'm thinking no point in putting it on the Astra Graham ...

Awh FFS.... been meaning to start this process for Saffy's plate... its going to be a headache isn't it? No point in putting it on the Astra because I doubt the Astra will last another year... fecking outrageous the amount you have to pay for retention though!!

I think the balloon ride trumps everything so far apart form Squee's FA cup

OP must be in a very nice postcode - Directline usually bend zed owners over good and proper

to the forum - happy zed hunting

+1 +2!! Congrats on your purchase - happy zedding

to the forum - happy zedding

Just because it was cheaper than elsewhere does not mean to say you have to accept damaged goods. You are perfectly within your rights to return for full refund as per distance selling regulations.

Surely someone wants these?! They're a fabulous piece of kit!

to the forum - happy zedding!

Love this! Ginger x 2

Am sure some of you will have seen this before - but its Monday - and it made me Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Sh*t List • Taoism: Sh*t happens. • Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh*t happens." • Buddhism: If @*!# happens, it isn't really sh*t. • Zen Buddhism: Sh*t is, and is not. • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh*t happening? • Hinduism: This sh*t has happened before. • Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah. • Islam #2: If sh*t happens, kill the person responsible. • Catholicism: If sh*t happens, you deserve it. • Protestantism: Let sh*t happen to someone else. • Presbyterian: This sh*t was bound to happen. • Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. • Methodist: It's not so bad if sh*t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. • Congregationalist: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as good as @*!# that happens to another. • Unitarian: @*!# that happens to one person is just as bad as @*!# that happens to another. • Lutheran: If sh*t happens, don't talk about it. • Fundamentalism: If sh*t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) • Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to us? • Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work. • Seventh Day Adventism: No sh*t shall happen on Saturday. • Creationism: God made all sh*t. • Secular Humanism: Sh*t evolves. • Christian Science: When sh*t happens, don't call a doctor - pray! • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh*t. • Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh*t. • Utopianism: This sh*t does not stink. • Darwinism: This sh*t was once food. • Capitalism: That's MY sh*t. • Communism: It's everybody's sh*t. • Feminism: Men are sh*t. • Chauvinism: We may be sh*t, but you can't live without us... • Commercialism: Let's package this sh*t. • Impressionism: From a distance, sh*t looks like a garden. • Existentialism: Sh*t doesn't happen; sh*t IS. • Existentialism #2: What is sh*t, anyway? • Stoicism: This sh*t is good for me. • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh*t happening! • Mormonism: God sent us this sh*t. • Mormonism #2: This sh*t is going to happen again. • Scientology: If sh*t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. • Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh*t happens. • Moonies: Only really happy sh*t happens. • Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama. • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t! • Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half on the time. • Church of SubGenius: BoB sh*ts. • Agnostic: Sh*t might have happened; then again, maybe not. • Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. • Atheism: What sh*t? • Atheism #2: I can't believe this sh*t!

Is he single?