Vik54

This reminded me of one of Tarmac's jokes on the 'Success' thread...and I know it will tickle some of you NJOY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2ev1G33z58

This is best plan of action all round Martin

Danny! Welcome to the madhouse

Ok so I followed trev-the-rev's link to the cow on the roof story and this caught my eye http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6817680/Gynaecologist-gave-patient-two-orgasms-in-under-two-minutes.html This gynae will prolly be struck off.....something tells me he will do well in private practice if he can really truly manage to do what is claimed Girls what d'you reckon?

+1

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Local Authority employees will LOL at that one

hon...you're in Oz so it is a footie -ball (yeah yeah I know 'NRL' - but still made me laugh)

You didn't say you'd played footie with a Hobbit

I just went ginge..... does that mean Santa won't come see me this year?

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But sometimes not the greatest idea - a 'friend' of mine always had that philosophy until he misjudged it with a lorry and ended up parking his Porker under said lorry...luckily he walked away - Porker didn't tho and neither did lorry

men .... you're all colour blind

Definately Dodojuice Supernatural and topped up with Red Mist when you can't be fashed waxing - bloody amazin' stuff

PMSL

Quite agree - I personally have a supply of red turtles and banana skins for just such a scenario - my middle name is YOSHI and Rich ...best roadcraft practice is actually to move over (when safe) when approaching a slip so that people can join - I do agree if its a dual carriageway is annoying - but no-one should be pelting along in outside going past a slip anyway

Happy Birthday wee man!

Welcome to the forum Lovin' the car

some gorg cars there...but oh seeing that GT500 next to an Azure zed has given me flashbacks ! http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=118&t=779356&mid=0&nmt=knockill%20hot%20marques%2029th%20nov%20crash

Irfan... am sure there's a company in Glasgow that does the Mazza Quattroporte as a wedding car - they had a stand at the Scottish Wedding Show this year with loads of prestige / super cars specifically for weddings (before anyone starts I was there accompanying a friend! )

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'

That did the rounds fast!

Nah it was a place up in Fife and deffo a UK, saw a Jap one earlier in the day and pretty easy to spot the differences to be honest with the nav, rear plate holder and display on the speedo and rev counter. Oooooh where where? I'll go look for you

Have you actually had it out to have a look?

mmmmm -likeee a lot