Vik54

Nice find!!!! Welcome to the mad house

We have v-i-d-e-o on the way.......once Aidan's played around with it I'll get it up I would point out that there was only 1 Azure coupe there .......I don't know these roadsters are as common as muck Was also pleased to see the our noob Jamie was well and truly introduced to zed G-force in the Thoms styleeee Welcome on board matey

Welcome to the zed face ache club NJOY

Exactly!!

I'm lost............."pensioner"............so.....you're over sixty...........well we've already got Colin and Alex in that category - two particularly ahem 'charismatic' males of the older variety so you have a lot to live up to in that department

Jamie have sent you PM If you're spectating no point in being there before prolly 11:30 - track time starts at 11 - people like to get settled into their pace - and wrap up warm espec if yer pregnant cos it gets

Ok that sounds great............. Not doing anything on sunday so would you please PM me the details as in the time to be there and roughly how much is the entrance fee etc.......... Looking forward to it and hope this rain clears............. All the details are here Jamie - http://www.knockhill.com/trackdays/trackday.php spectators don't have to pay

70. Vikky Vikki vicki VICKY

Good timing for the article too - its like a b-day pressie

Have a good one Rich

Come down to Knockers on Sunday Jamie and get a pax lap with Alex - just make sure you've lined your stomach before hand

You took your baby into an automatic car wash? Feel for you though!

Oh you're so tidy Chris

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Does this mean I'm not allowed to say 'NJOY' in my welcome posts anymore?

I agree as a daily driver I prefer it to my old Merc. If you ain't a morning person like me its a great incentive to get out of bed. If you are still asleep when you get in, turn the key and it'll sharp wake you up Bradders. +1 - love it Welcome to the forum

Happy Birthday Dave hope its been a good one

I refer to my car as 'the 5 year old Datsun' Have found is best line of defence when you work in a left wing profession so all your colleagues keep on referring to 'that fancy car oot there'

I like that! Seriously though folks - if you don't report them you shouldn't be whinging ............yes some of this was unavoidable ...........yes the weather has made the roads worse............yes we're overtaxed.............ya-de-ya...........we live in a western 'free' democracy - and we're free to vote with our feet. Most councils have report online facilities now - so get it done already- if they're over-run with reports then it gets picked up in audits and service evaluation! Then central govt will have no choice but to remove ring-fenced funding and give local councils some more cash!!!

Have a good one Al - you can always celebrate when you get back to terra-firma

Truly hideous

Aw - she's gorg.......but I think she's gonna be a minx - could swear she's flippin the bird in the third pic

Men + "useful" ........same sentence.......? sorry .....no............doesn't compute

It lives on Pitkerro rd - know the owner.......would hardly call Stobswell - "the hood" ROFL Yeah, he has some nice wheels on it. "hood" is short for neighbourhood. So when talking to people you just refer to Dundee as my hood. Really?!! Gosh golly you don't say?!

I think that was Gary telling you about the Hoon