Vik54

:lol: what does that involve? Hmmmmmmmmm - you wanna the d-i-a-g-r-a-m-s ? don't want to get a

For those of us that can only dream about owning 'the beast' cheapest I've found it at Halfrauds http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10151&storeId=10001&partNumber=157241&langId=-1&cm_mmc=Googlebase-_-Gifts+And+Novelties-_-Na-_-Topgear+Power+Sliding+GTR+Remote+Control+Car&%24%24tid=04gPQvrT4evzLIlVT7d_4MsxO25V1C5XNbOPxq1oAXFS6gW5UF4V0IQWWs0cCGZD and especially for John - a 'tailor made' gimp mask

Welcome to the form Obviously have to point out you have bought the best colour

All these different names Well many happy returns f*ck face - and thankyou for being part of my baptism by fire introduction to the forum Would've been here sooner to wish you a happy birthday but have been delivering Condom Distribution training today (I have to mention it 'cos it makes Nix laugh )

im tempted with the CAT training hmm. also i liked my last rally day so much im tempted again gotta get me one of these bath robes Gregorian chanting lessons then?

Ah..............okaaaay So what bits do you want for the zed? Find their best price and then point them out to the parental unit..........or maybe you fancy a track day or CAT training?

Strumpfs? Que?

classic Now don't get PERSONAL

I know its there to do a job but bloody hell that is one F-U-G-L-Y wing !

Yup you've lost the plot...............aren't two of them wanted as 'witnesses' to a gang rape at the weekend?

She already showed you hers Liam We know good BJones pants when we see them

Even if you don't get a GA - they'll give you some bloody good sedatives so hopefully you won't give a sh*t or remember a thing

Definately I am crying !

Cos P-kat was actually a dude Nah

"sneakytimes".........

for some reason i never imagined you would be that choosy! I thought naked and holding a big mac for you............ OH ROFL

Hey Holly - nice to see you - get a welcome thread up...........we just love the honeypot effect LOL, I did one when i first joined. Made me chuckle Ah well you see was well before my time - you're an old hand

Hey Holly - nice to see you - get a welcome thread up...........we just love the honeypot effect

Nah - but they are comfy for sleeping in

as bad as briefs - come on !!

Right who voted commando? - you mink!

Like you'd even notice with yer beeer goggles on I know we need a poll on how to undo a bra! ROFL

Ok girls (boys you may join in if you want)..........in the interest of 'defeating boredom' and to give these poor sods a hint what's 'acceptable' underwear for men I have a question for you..............what do you like to see when the jeans come off?

Oh NIx - not good GBF says - are they doing it under general?