Some staff replies can be so stupid you'd think they were stoned or something
ME: "can I have a whopper please, just the burger on it's own"
BK man: " would you like fries with that?"
Me at McDonald's on holiday
"Big mac meal with a coke please"
Mcd's: "sorry, out of coke"
ME: "diet coke?"
Mcd's: "No, sorry"
ME: "sprite?"
Mcd's: "No, sorry"
ME: "what have you got then?"
Mcd's: "only fanta"