Nelson Mandella moves to China.
One morning his doorbell rings.
He answers the door to a little Chinese guy with a pile of tyres pointing to a clipboard saying-
"Harro, dewiverly, prease sign"
Mr Mandella replies
"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong address"
Next day, same thing happens.
DING DONG....Opens the door and same guy with a pile of brake discs
"Harro, dewiverly, prease sign"
Mandella again politely says
"Sorry, I think you've got the wrong address"
Next morning.
DING DONG
"Harro, dewiverly, pree" Mandella irately interrupts
"I TOLD YOU.....YOU GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS!"
The little Chinese guy looks confused and replies
"But everlybordy terra me you isa NISSAN MAINDEALER"