Agree with the guys above, 27MPG is good going Have a look under the throttle pedal as there may be a bottle stuck stopping you from fully depressing it I get 23-24 I think
The sale of goods act applies but they will state it's out of the warranty period and not a new car. It's a case that could gonoj for a while but it's worth a call to trading standards for some advice I guess
Rum is definitely making a come back. I was drinking some 12 year old stuff at the weekend straight and it tasted great! The more I drank the better it got
That's a good breakfast man! Jaffa cakes counts as one of your 5 a day and milk is good for your teeth and bones.... and the crisps..... well they help insulate your arteries
You have to remove the lower column cover off them first then the rear silver circles cover (one piece). After this think its the metal clock facia then the two sections come apart. That is from memory though so may be something I have missed
Leave it on! Notice that they are only ever removed when mods under the bonnet won't allow for one to fit back on, they are never removed because they are not needed. Also adds rigidity to the shell when it gets hit!