Jez @ H-Dev Posted January 11, 2013 Posted January 11, 2013 Saw that a while ago - genius isn't it! Quote
CrumbMC Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 The people in the royal guards uniform (or whatever they were) had me in stitches! Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted January 12, 2013 Author Posted January 12, 2013 The people in the royal guards uniform (or whatever they were) had me in stitches! Band uniforms? Quote
glrnet Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Many years ago I was in a nightclub with a friend of mine who always got a bit lippy when he'd had a few, anyway he'd been lusting after a particularly beautiful looking woman and approached her at the bar. He asked her "will you marry me", she said "no", he said "I suppose a f*ck is out of the question then?", she emptied the contents of her glass over his head, we left! Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) Was anyone else hoing at the end she said no I once kind of did the opposite when at Karaoke my ex sang 'You to me are everything' for me and then I sang for her 'Everyday I love you less & less' Edited January 12, 2013 by spursmaddave Quote
Ekona Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 He could've saved himself a lot of time and effort by just giving her his house, his car and all his money instead. Same result as marriage, just without the paperwork. Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 He could've saved himself a lot of time and effort by just giving her his house, his car and all his money instead. Same result as marriage, just without the paperwork. Yeah I wonder if he will do a divorce video where he sits there drinking jack daniels from the bottle listening to 'someone like you' by Adele and the baliffs dancing as they take his telly.... Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 cynics !!!!!!!!!!! Not really, although debated the divorce rate for first marriages in America is close to 50% Quote
ioneabee Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) reallist, then ??? Edited January 12, 2013 by ioneabee Quote
Mrs Buster Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 That was cool!!! And if 50% fail then 50% succeed!! glass half full for me Quote
coldel Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) I proposed to Rebecca in a castle in the Loire Valley, right up at the top of the tower. Now, when I recount the story if someone asks how I proposed it starts with 'Well, first of all I took her up the ramparts..." Edited January 12, 2013 by coldel Quote
Ekona Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Jo was as p*ssed as a fart when I asked her. I wasn't taking any chances. Quote
Adrian@TORQEN Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 He could've saved himself a lot of time and effort by just giving her his house, his car and all his money instead. Same result as marriage, just without the paperwork. Yeah I wonder if he will do a divorce video where he sits there drinking jack daniels from the bottle listening to 'someone like you' by Adele and the baliffs dancing as they take his telly.... PMSL!!! :lol: Love your humour, SMD! Quote
Sarnie Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 He needed a dramatic proposal like that to deflect her attention away from how ugly he is.............. Quote
wizard Posted January 13, 2013 Posted January 13, 2013 was i the only one that cringed at that?! America and their go-lucky ways really annoy me!.. though i may have smiled at points.... Quote
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