International Criminal!

[Stew]

I am one.

 

Got pulled over by the cops for speeding (82 in a 70) on my way to the GP Quals in Austin on Saturday.

 

The limit changed from an 80 to a 70 and I didn't. Cruise control was on, I came over the top of a hill and saw the cop sitting, didn't realise I was speeding as I'd have had time to slow down! It was completely unintentional but entirely my fault for missing the sign.

 

I have to call the county judge today to find out what my punishment is....

 

 

 

On a brighter note I did squeeze one 'Meow' into the conversation.

[Flex]

Ha ha, love the supertroopers move!

[Stew]

It had to be done. I figured it would make a bad situation better (for me) so I couldn't resist.

[DoogyRev]

Hope you get off with a slap wrist.

 

Did the cop call you Michael Shoe-Makka

[Stew]

I'm waiting for people to ask about the 'Meow' thing.....

 

Who doesn't know what I'm on about?

[marzman]

Brilliant

 

Evil Shenanigans!!

[DoogyRev]

I'm waiting for people to ask about the 'Meow' thing.....

 

Who doesn't know what I'm on about?

 

Me

 

Also US/Canadian cops are renowned for having no sense of humour... so you may be asking for trouble if you start off with "jokes"

[glrnet]

Meow why would we do that

[JetSet]

I thought it was a fixed penalty in The States. I remember watching Robert Robinson (remember him?) getting pulled for speeding and he had to put the money in an envelope and pop it into a letterbox, could vary from state to state though. I wonder if they notify the DVLA??

 

 

Pete

[DoogyRev]

I wonder if they notify the DVLA??

 

Pretty sure they dont notify the DVLA, too much hassle. Normally a fixed penalty, which if you dont pay can make it difficult to reenter the country

[Jay]

Thats crap you got caught bud, meow go and get yourself a cold one and relax. You hear me meow

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yXZRdeGHEo

[Will370z]

Tut tut young man......

[rtbiscuit]

were you wearing your bullet proof cup?

[Stew]

were you wearing your bullet proof cup?

 

Nope but I may or may not of been wearing my 'Redneck sh**ging a bear' outfit......

[rtbiscuit]

lol,

 

when he was on his computer to check your records did he do this

 

[Stew]

Stop your Shenanigans! Sweet mother of god, this was a serious topic.......

[DoogyRev]

I had visions of something like this....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSgO78UsEoE

[rtbiscuit]

i bet this is what really happened when stew and his mates were out cruising the states

 

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

Seen that batman clip before but never seen the end. Didn't realise that happened! Lol.

[Ricey]

Did you not offer to fellate the officer?

 

They like that out there in the Bible Belt........try it with the judge at the court........it'll work ........trust me :-D

[Stew]

Did you not offer to fellate the officer?

 

They like that out there in the Bible Belt........try it with the judge at the court........it'll work ........trust me :-D

 

The Judge is a woman...... Hmmmmmmm.

[glrnet]

Did you not offer to fellate the officer?

 

They like that out there in the Bible Belt........try it with the judge at the court........it'll work ........trust me :-D

 

The Judge is a woman...... Hmmmmmmm.

She'll wilt as soon as you open your mouth Stew............................

[DoogyRev]

Did you not offer to fellate the officer?

 

They like that out there in the Bible Belt........try it with the judge at the court........it'll work ........trust me :-D

 

The Judge is a woman...... Hmmmmmmm.

 

Perhaps you should try wooing her with a song....

 

[DoogyRev]

I wonder if he's been set to work in a chain gang for his mister meaner

 

Edited November 20, 2012 by DoogyRev

[glrnet]

If they do lock you up Stew just remember these immortal lines from Cool Hand Luke:

 

"You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right."