Bockaaarck Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 "I've not bought a Zed, but I am going to (honest) and I must turbo-charge, supercharge, Nitros it (preferably all three at the same time) ASAP, will it break?...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bockaaarck Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 "I've found sum kik azz rimz, will I need to get the wheel archez rolled?...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Which is better?Wales or LakeZ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Which is better?Wales or LakeZ? pfft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Is the engine from a Renault? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Anything starting with 'Jeremy Clarkson said that.....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I sent a PM to someone and my message is stuck in the outbox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Who's Sarnie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Any meets close to me? That one 12 miles away? Naaaaaahhhhh bit far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Does Beavis really blow goats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 I rang Morton and they said there are no rooms left! I though we had 30 rooms......what's that....did I say I was with the forum and provide them with my user name?....errrrr hang on let me call again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leonk Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Managed to get the cheapest Zed ever, off E bay, cash and met him at a service station. So question is, he only gave me one screw driver to start it with. how many should i have, how do you code them and is there a valet screwdriver? Oh and is paperwork and service history of an importance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Does Beavis really blow goats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Any meets close to me? That one 12 miles away? Naaaaaahhhhh bit far. See also: "I really want to go to a meet, any nearby?" "Nope, but feel free to start your a thread and get one going!" "Naaaaaahhhhh, can't be bothered" FFS THEN DON'T MOAN ABOUT THERE BEING NO MEETS IN YOUR AREA THEN Anyone else finding this thread really therapeutic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 ^^ Oh yeah. I'm new here do you guys have meets? We've just organised one as there seem to be quite of new guys asking about this. Oh ok I might make it, depends if I'm awake though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 14, 2012 Author Share Posted January 14, 2012 WORK IN PROGRESS - will work on it later 1. Whats better the 350 or the RX8, S2000, Z4, Boxster Depends on your preference - drive them all - we all have a different opinion. 2. I need a stubby whats the best one Charmingly linking to number one as its the S2000 stubby 3. Should foxhunting be banned Apparently not viewtopic.php?f=13&t=44363&hilit=foxhunting 4. I need a cheap good exhaust - whats the best one Scorpion but searchy searchy for the million other times this has been discussed 5. Are Japspeed any good. They're nickname is Japseye - go figure 6. Has anyone used UVworldwide before? They're like the stuff that comes out of a japseye - go figure 7. Has anyone used one of these ebays fuel saver things before. No because they're crap viewtopic.php?f=9&t=53424&hilit=ebay+fuel+saver 8. Has anyone used one of these ebay electronic superchargers before. No because they're double crap viewtopic.php?f=25&t=56923&hilit=ebay+electric+supercharger 9. Is the Zed a good track car. This link is as helpful as any 10. Does anyone have a pristine Zed for sale with less than 30k on the clock, fully loaded with FSH for 5 grand. No 11. Should I sell the Zed and buy a house. No 12. My electric windows suddenly stopped working HELP!!!! Press the little button by the window switches that your elbow caught when you were cleaning 13. All Apple products are overpriced crap - discuss http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=54575&hilit=apple 14. "what tyres should I get?" Searchy Searchy - a million threads on this 15. What is an uprev and where can I get it done? Posh remap - Abbey Motorsport + searchy searchy 18. I need a part what should I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!???????????? 19. Admin/Mods - do you know that the forum clock is wrong. Change it in your Under Control Panel - Board Preferences 20. Can I use 95ron in my Zed because all my money is going on the £2,500 insurance that I am paying (per month) so I really need to save 10p a ltr on fuel even though I can't actually afford to drive the 2 miles to the petrol station Yes you can but if you want a nice healthy engine then no you shouldn't. The odd tank won't hurt but she needs the superjuice 21. How big a set of wheels can I put on my car? searchy searchy 22. Where can I get some tints to block out 100% of my vision from around the car You may only tint quarters and rear screen to this diabolical level - as for where you can get it from....we don't know because we're not drug dealers 23. I've got a heavy right foot, why does the traction light keep kicking in? Because your putting nearly 300bph through the rear wheels - you wouldn't just frantically tug your thing off would you? Caress and be gentle. 24. How loud/quiet is whatever brand exhaust? They've all been discussed - may the search be with you 25. My bluetooth doesn't work...No, no it doesn't. most obvious viewtopic.php?f=10&t=57393&hilit=my+bluetooth+doesn%27t+work but searchy for other problems 26. Is Walez better than Lakez? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=45900&hilit=wales+lakez 27. I've noticed a clunk/click/knock/clang/bonk/thwack/kkjunkakjunka noise coming from the back of the car. Whatever could it be? This question has never ever been asked before.....if you ever find out the answer let us now......searchy searchy 28. Threads where people ask for honest feedback on their mods, then getting all defensive and angry when they get honest feedback they dont like! Tis true - man up and take the flaying! So long as you like it who gives one 29. What oil do i use or is best? 5w30 but thats as much as your getting - Searchy searchy for more 30. What pressure should my tyres be? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=57149&hilit=tyre+pressures 31. Who is this beavis chap and why is he always so angry? Have you seen the cretins he has to moderate? Wouldn't you be angry too? 32. Who or what is a Sarnie? He's what Beowulf would have been if he spent his days arranging mortgages instead of fighting mythical creatures 33. I want to buy a zed are there any for sale on here? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=56 34. I want to race my friends on the road, how can I give my car another millionty horsepower? You can't and you probably shouldn't post here again, or drive a Zed.......in fact go and sit in a quiet room with a tangerine and think about what you've done. 35. Whats the top speed of the Zed as I got to 140mph on the M42 and I couldn't get any more out of it Ask but be prepared to be flayed back into the stoneage - announcing you cretinous speeding in a public forum is seen as being a it twuntish 36. I want to buy a Zed (well not really ). Here are pictures of my current car and a full list of specs - do you want to buy it? You may think your being really covert and clever but we know.....we always know 37. What size spacers can I use? Best bet is 20 front 25 rears but you can mince about there or there abouts with these sizes 38. How much will a turbo install cost? a lot 39. What is the best mod? Million opinions, million threads, search and never ask this question again 40. Anyone seen this on ebay? Yes Coldel has 41. My gear lever vibrates. Is that ok? Yes 42. Whats a pop charger? Yank manufacturer for a cold air intake - highly respected for the zed but be prepared for heatsoak and a few ponies leaving the engine - sounds like a swarm of angry bees 43. My clunky second Gear Can be normal but get on the searchy 44. I'm thinking of selling my Zed what's it worth? Whatever someone is prepared to pay - don't ask, we don't know. 45. I've seen a Zed for sale and it's £X, what do you guys think? Post the link but be prepared for the fact we're looking at 5 crappy pics and whatever you tell us. If we say its crap don't chuck your toys out 46. I just bought my zed but those cooper S and civic type R's are keeping up with me, is my car broken because i know this is meant to be as quick as a ferrari.? Its not and she's a heavy assed girl. Plus maybe you can't drive properly 47. i just bought this cheap body kit off ebay, do you think it will fit? Yes of course - after you've spent double the cost again on a professional body shop and 15kgs of filler. 48. how many miles will i get to a tank? Depends how you drive. 20-25 MPG is your average range. Generally asking the question will lead us to believe you cannot afford the car.....berating will ensue 49. Whats a CAI Cold Air Intake - see pop charger 50. Why cn't i use TxT Speak m8? If you need to ask then you'll never know 51. what is Abbey? Its a quality garage that specialises with the Zed viewforum.php?f=114 52. whats a plenum spacer do? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=3786&hilit=what+is+a+plenum+spacer 53. Why is everyone mocking me for asking a stupid question Because its funny and we're in need of some light entertainment. Its neither hateful or containing malice....just gentle ribbing 54. My car wont start, it reads 6-8 volts on meter? I think my fuel pump is faulty? Nope - battery is notoriously weak and small......winter kills it if its on the way out too 55. Ive got £350 to spend on mods, can i get 400 hp for that? No 56. Has anyone heard of Spunk Tyres? They're a new Uzbekistan up and coming brand I'm thinking of getting some part worns for £35. What would you be if you wore an Armani Suit and bright yellow plastic sandals? Thats right - you'd be a ***** 57. What should my oil pressure be? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=3360&hilit=oil+pressure 58. What should my oil level be? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=56320 59. Whats the best mod for power to £ ratio. Pay a personal trainer £35 an hour to help you lose 6 stone 60. I took my car to Kwikfit and now its broken, what should I do? Sue you parents for bringing up such a dimwitted numbnuts 61. I've bought a Zed to repair with MINOR panel damage. Any one got.... Air Bags, Bonnet, Suspension, Sump, Block, Lights, Tailgate, 2 doors, 4 wheels and an ashtray going cheap or better still free and willing to deliver cos I'm skint. Oh and all parts must be mint or still in Nissan wrappers please dont post Don't assume because its a Nissan the parts a cheap - Zed project cars go into the 10's of thousands 62. I have just bought a new head unit, its a Pioneer what else do I need.... 63. My new head unit is not working..... 64. How much are mint rays worth 65. Anyone got a Nismo exhaust for sale? No 66. what model should i get 2005, 2006, or 2007? 67. Which colour is best? Well which one do you like best??!? 68. Can you fit a tow bar to a 350z? You have just received a ban 69. I've heard the 350Z is 'twitchy' and 'dangerous'" Yes it is please don't buy one 70. Are there any mods for the birdview satnav? yes - involving a lump hammer and chisel 71. I've seen a Zed and it lookz the shizzz. The dude sayz itz a UK car but I'm not sure. How do I tell if itz an importz / JDM? square plates on the back 72. I've not bought a Zed, but I am going to (honest) and I must turbo-charge, supercharge, Nitros it (preferably all three at the same time) ASAP, will it break Yes but then the your a 13 year old troll - pick up your tangerine and go you your quiet room for reflection time please 73. Is the engine from a Renault? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50301&hilit=renault+engine 74. Jeremy Clarkson said that.....We don't care - you have also received a ban 75. I sent a PM to someone and my message is stuck in the outbox? Doesn't go until they read it 76. Any meets close to me? Yes but by close we don't mean the next road. 77. I rang Morton/Heaves and they said there are no rooms left! I though we had 30 rooms reserved?!?!? Tell them your with the forum and give your user name. 78. I've got mixed tyres on my car, why is my handling rubbish? Searchy searchy and seriously there is simply no information that you could possibly ask about this done to death area that you cannot find in the search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOYBOY Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 How much miles per gallon am i going to get out of a 300bhp 3.5ltr? Go buy something else ya muppet!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Which is better?Wales or LakeZ? pfft Great minds and all that though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Awesome work double denim dude I was going to quote for a laugh but it might break the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I have no 79 What wheels/bumper/bodykit/spolier (delete as applicable) is this ? + add random google image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Not so much a question but more an annoying statement. I want to buy a Z but I really can't afford the £400 a year road tax YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE FECKING CAR THEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted January 14, 2012 Author Share Posted January 14, 2012 Christ that was hard work - answered loads of the questions with bold answers or linky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Top work fella was the pub closed, or did you get kicked out Great responses 23. I've got a heavy right foot, why does the traction light keep kicking in? Because your putting nearly 300bph through the rear wheels - you wouldn't just frantically tug your thing off would you? Caress and be gentle. 40. Anyone seen this on ebay? Yes Coldel has 56. Has anyone heard of Spunk Tyres? They're a new Uzbekistan up and coming brand I'm thinking of getting some part worns for £35. What would you be if you wore an Armani Suit and bright yellow plastic sandals? Thats right - you'd look a ***** (***** got me proper laughing out loud) Good work Ricey - don't forget to finish the others and this thread MUST become sticky!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I really like this spoiler. should I buy it? One person says 'it's not to my taste' and they 'oh well, it's off the list' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmck13 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Christ that was hard work - answered loads of the questions with bold answers or linky! Ricey that was as long as "war and peace book" you must have been up all night. I quite like the one last year "why on my speedo dial is the line next to the 30mph the only line thats in red????" Dohhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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