Zedrush Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Hi guys and gals not sure how to put this but this news may affect some of you (well all of you) but I urge you not too worry, everything is being done in making sure the seemingly inevitable doesn't happen. I know some of you regard me as the driving force in your lives, or the missing cog that makes everything turn in motion.... well... this very special cog... me..... is ill. Please do not worry about me, every top medical staff in the country are being harassed until I am better, but, if this light for me should suddenly cease to exist I want you to know how very dear you have become for me, and I would of gladly accepted anyone of you to switch places with me so that your leader may be able to breath through his nostrils just one last time. Oh cruel world why me?!?!?!?!? Why didn't you infect someone less important like Sarnie or Sl114. I bring so much joy to peoples lives why me?!?!?!?!?! Well, whilst I wait here in my last days, buried under a plethora of tissue paper, may I say adios my dear fans, for man flu may have got me today, but, my name shall live on for much longer, (yes because Jason is a very common name.) Feel free to create a statue in my honor, I mean I wouldn't want you to but it would be nice a little version of me in every home in someone's living room, so you may look upon me and say, "Ahhh there goes Zedrush, what a guy..." Farewell as I delve into the depth of man flu, and before I go may I finish with my favorite philosopher " this illness may block my nostrils but it will never take..... MY FREEDOM to breath through my mouth !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Mate, you've done us no favours with that, now the other sex will really think it's something trivial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Jay, you're a complete mentalist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekona Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 MTFU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 He just wants sympathy from Nurse Holly....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Instead of a statue should we not just bury him in the desert with the other two lunatics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasha@lazytrips Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I heard there was a clinic in Switzerland which offered help in cases like yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 MTFU This you nutcase You do realise you can OD on flu remedies Jay? I think you may have had too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I suggest burial at sea, tomorrow is quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbitstew Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Your not the only one whose ill mate. Ive also been struck down with the worse cold / flu ive ever had. Been like it for over 2 weeks now and no signs of it easing up. Normally if i get a cold its a 2 day thing and I battle through it, but whatever ive caught this time has really knocked it out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 Your not the only one whose ill mate. Ive also been struck down with the worse cold / flu ive ever had. Been like it for over 2 weeks now and no signs of it easing up. Normally if i get a cold its a 2 day thing and I battle through it, but whatever ive caught this time has really knocked it out of me. Okay that's great but this is about me, who cares about you this is the great zed rush the amazing spectacle on his knees trying to defeat manflu... Just kidding lol yeh it sucks bud just had soup we can get through this, man power bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 If any of you actually had flu you wouldn't be able to move let alone write your own obituary....... get your Ugg boots on and go get some fresh air you soft southern sissy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I suggest burial at sea, tomorrow is quiet. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 If any of you actually had flu you wouldn't be able to move let alone write your own obituary....... get your Ugg boots on and go get some fresh air you soft southern sissy! you watch in a few years, northern men will be wearing ugg boots too, youre just always ten years behind the current fashion lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasha@lazytrips Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Would a man wearing some ugg boots make them "mugg" boots? I guess you'd look like a.... erm... mugg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Just have some Night Nurse that will sort you out. In fact I could do with a night nurse One of the few definates in life.............1) A nurse 2) Taxes and 3) Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Frantic onanism followed by lots of sleep are a sure fire cure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I suggest burial at sea, tomorrow is quiet. Jay for such a physically fit man you are a total wuss - get a grip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 So much for the fairer sex being the weak ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I suggest burial at sea, tomorrow is quiet. Jay for such a physically fit man you are a total wuss - get a grip His body spends so much energy supporting his muscle mass, it has nothing left for the immune system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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