Ekona

Hunter alignment means nothing. It's all about the operator, and a good bloke with some string can be better than an average one with a Hunter machine. I pay anywhere between £50 to £200 for my geo, depending on how far out it's fallen. Go somewhere decent, there must be a place somewhere near you that people can recommend, whereabouts are you again?

Legend! Exactly what I was after, down to the last. The prize is yours, sir! PM on its way.

Although it's not from a proper shop, so no returns.

I'm keeping my eye on that, suspect it'll go for around £280 - £300

I'd rather pay sweeties for someone else to do it

Ones with the HR engine, the 313 ps/309bhp cars.

I can, but I don't want to spend another £70 for something I'm just going to erase on the first day.

Gearbox whine, I reckon. Fairly normal, seems to be more obvious on the HR cars though.

That's the closest I've found so far too, but like you say it has an OS. There's a reseller on there that sells without, but they're in Germany. I've spent over an hour looking all over the interweb, it's doing my nut in

Yup, genuine no-strings-attached offer of a massive surprise bag of awesome sweeties (exact options are changeable based on the winner's taste) to the person who can find me the cheapest AND based in UK supplier of the following: Asus EeeBox EB1503 4GB RAM 1.8Ghz min CPU No OS I can find millions of places that are either foreign or come with an OS, but not the exact spec above and in the UK. I'm not buying foreign as I want the DSR protection, although whatever happens it's going on a cc. Go go go!

I'm clearly being too nice. I'll have to remedy that I think.

Get some instruction. Proper performance instruction, preferably on an airfield or track so you can really push it. Next, get a decent geo setup. Not just the wheels pointing straight, but go somewhere who can tailor your car to do what you want it to. Then get some better boots. MPSS, will make a massive difference again. Also get some Rays on, £500 and you will notice the difference. If, after all that you still aren't enjoying the car, then it's probably not the right car for you.

I'm amazed it's not there already tbh

I are teh famous lol So yeah, go pick up a copy of Total 911 in a few days when it hits the news stands, and read my letter on my trip to Spain. Letter of the month and all that, yeah.

MR2 roof is vinyl, you really want to be using the Renovo cleaner and protector on it, worked wonders on my old one

I still get this pointless crap sent through from Glyn Hopkin on what seems to be a monthly basis. I haven't even owned the car in three years, and I certainly don't want a special offer Micra!

That's ace, top stuff.

Buy cheaper wheels. They're not the bits keeping you in contact with the road.

What does a gay horse eat? HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! (It's better with the hand movements) (Trust me, it is!)

Astons look prettier. Porsches go faster.

Every time I see someone slag off Dave Cameron as PM, I feel the urge to point at Ed Miliband and ask them if they actually think that is a better alternative. Most go quiet then. The others are just beyond redemption.

I'm 99% sure a ghost picked me up out of bed, took me across the room, then put me down on my rocking lion when I was a youngster. I screamed and screamed and screamed, was chuffing terrifying. Cue the mocking, probably deserved, but I can remember it like it was yesterday and I have no other reasoned explanation for it.

Same question as to whether humankind is good or evil at heart, really.

I could be god. That would be amazing, your own real-time sandbox.