nixy

do you know which is which?

Well after Jay's rubbish jokes recently I thought I'd get one in for the girls! FEMALE GEOGRAPHY: Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. - Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. - Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. - Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. - Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. - Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. - Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there... MALE GEOGRAPHY - Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe : ruled by a dick...

mm, I was wondering how there could possibly be a 'Mrs Jay'!

great stuff - was the right choice in the end - well done!

bloody hell Digsy what you been doing to him? That's a proper footballers injury! Sounds expensive!

not sure whether to congratulate you or get some of the guys together and come over and take you outside into the daylight!

Mmm, I am aren't I! Mind you it is only up the road.......

well unless its throwing it down I'm definitely going - think I've managed to rope my son in and maybe one or two others are going that I know so would be great to see any members there.

You just moved to my favourites list!

I like to keep an eye on you lot to keep you from trouble...........

dont all rush to disagree will you!

mines usually about 8.5

actually the tins of nitro mors make a refreshing change for me after what I have to see lurking in my son's bedroom...............

that was really good! Wonder how many balls he gets through!

She already knows - I told her! Would love to go to this actually.

Well most girls like firemen.............

well I don't EVER usually do photo opportunities as way too shy (especially when she is size 8 super skinny!) - but this is long distance away enough and it was a photo opportunity that I couldn't resist when I saw the sign - we both have good sense of humour!

............yes it was me, and it was only food and wine! Went to Driffield show today (picture the scene, cows, sheep, rich farmers etc) lots of dealership stands and as I went with my girlfriend who sells BMW's (she was networking not skivving honest) we got to use and abuse all the hospitality available. Spent most of the day with Nissan drinking their booze! They'd bought an 07 Roadster in GM with them, it was funny to see all the passers by oohing and ahhing over it like it was a bloody ferrari or something! AND I carded a GM import coupe in the car park (well field actually) but it can't possibly have been owned by an enthusiast like us lot as it was covered in bird poo!

We're not still on about your hair are we Stew?

thank god the real man at the end of the video was on hand! P.S BBQ lighting gel is the way forward!

Martin!

they bloody well come round and vet you you know Stew! They had to make sure my cats would be ok living in a country barn conversion with plenty of open fields before they'd let me have them! Now I'm actually jealous of my cats they have such a good life!

ah, quite nice actually

not stalking him are you? After all he is king of dodgy plates! Always gotta love how Tim sees a number 8!! Think you'll sell your wheels ok by the way - if I had any money I'd buy them!

so Tim's this months pin up then?