In the event of nuclear launch being detected on either side, the MAD protocol would be activated meaning nobody wins. Along with all the fallout and prevailing winds its unlikely you'd be safe anywhere, especially with a good dose of radiation. Rule of thumb (pun intended) is if you hold out your thumb in front of you, and the mushroom cloud is bigger, you're boned. The neighbour is a trident submarine commander and he's not been home for a while
Me? Id probably pull up the deck chair, stick the sunnies on with a beer in hand and get the best tan of my life. While grumbling that the Zs not back from the shop yet, naturally