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GMballistic

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  1. I'd be pi**ed being locked in a car too, ...not to mention without even a window cracked open.
  2. ^^ Liked that one Jeff. My old man just sent me this one via email: An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels . After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
  3. +1. Also the Bear one is a good play on words.
  4. Think it must have got deleted, ...can't find it either so maybe someone on the mods team thought it was inappropriate. Edit: Lol at the belts comment btw.
  5. Well done Flex, ....that's a good achievement and your hard work has obviously paid off.
  6. Exactly why not to choose them ~ hard enough resisting spending money with them as it is. Why not go stay with Chris from Tarmac Sportz and really fudge up the bank balance.
  7. because it gets awkward I wanted to pick Squee but Ian wouldn't let me. He's watching me so I must me good. On a side note my fiancee might also cut off my balls, ...or even worse do something to my Zed.
  8. If you are going to opt for the dungeon then it has to be with Flex. "Sex dungeon" is his location. SMD is more likely to be in the golf course lounge with all the other Jag/Merc owners.
  9. Nahh I just wanted to use your Zed to practice drifting in. No point damaging my nice one. *your Zeds nice too really*
  10. Well as it has to be a bromance weekend, ....and if only one I'd have to say spend it with Vlad, ...no wait, the chubby ninja (Steve), ...actually GT4 Zed or Sam Mcgoo, ..no definitely GIXXERUK or what about ZEUS. Maybe Ekona so he could sell me some MPSS, ...actually StevoD or bizz or aliveboy so I could go drifting... ...Will?? no Keyser so I can go in the Radical. No I'm out can't make up my mind. Far too many great guys on here to decide on just one.
  11. What type or how much? It uses Nissan L248 (pre-mix) engine coolant. Link: http://www.h-dev.co.uk/product_info.php?cPath=78_169_293_1418&products_id=25498 It's something like 9 1/2 litres for a full refill but I think that depends on if you manage to drain the entire block or not? As CS above said it's probably closer to 5 for most people.
  12. Chris that's a great collection of parts, ...have you bought any hose clamps for the Samco hoses? Just wondered as it would be a shame to fit the old clamps on with those nice new hoses. Fyi ~ I bought a set of stainless steel hose clamps from Demon Tweeks which was around £12+P&P. Bargain I thought.
  13. More info on exhausts here: http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/56-exhaust/ Also there are plenty of decent professional forum traders on here like CS above who can supply you with everything you'd ever want for your Zed. Link to their site and Tarmac Sportz just to help give you some ideas. http://cougarstore.co.uk/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1_10&zenid=bcaa60565806895c2c0f2d2ff1b32aee http://www.tarmacsportz.co.uk/products.aspx?CategoryId=32850911-9f8a-43e4-a5fc-24678e254d1d
  14. Not a very funny joke. Honestly unbelievable to me especially as I've been hearing he may only serve 10 months then the rest under house arrest. Such an injustice to Reeva Steenkamp's memory. Here's something to think about:
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