Got peed off with unsolicited Emails today so this guy got an answer he maybe didn't expect
From: Darren
Date: 26/4/2013 14:51
Subject: On A happy note
Good Afternoon
I hope you are all well?
All week we have all been working hard so I thought why not add a little fun to the end of our week!!
I have attached a small 10 question quiz to give us all a small break from our day to day routine. please feel free to reply with your answers to the quiz.
Anyone getting 100% will be entered into our prize draw to win a mystery prize.
Let’s hope this sunshine stays for our weekend!!!
Have a great weekend!!
Thanks & Kind Regards
Darren
so I sent an unsolicited reply to Darren -
Hi Darren
Thanks for your kind wishes and hopes. Unfortunately, I feel it is my duty to inform you that my health is not very good. I was diagnosed with Cancer last year and I'm basically just waiting to die. I'm clinging on to my job in the expectation that my dependants will receive mega amounts of money when I die at my desk (I'm fortunately in the *** Pension Fund which will pay out 3 times my salary following my death providing I manage to keep attending the workplace).
You will no doubt be pleased to hear that I am not in much pain ... I regard it more as slight discomfort rather than searing pain, also the fact that I really enjoy my job makes everything so much easier.
I'm afraid I shall not be joining in your quiz due to the fact that I have much more important things to do such as making my will; however you could tempt me if you would let me know what the mystery prize is ... maybe a trip to Disney World with my lovely granddaughter whose eighth birthday I doubt I shall ever see.
Many thanks for your wishes regarding the weekend. My plans include testing the electric wheelchair I have been offered by the Mobility people and one final walk around the village with my dog to say goodbye to both my friends.
On a lighter note, I have looked at your website and discovered that there is nothing there that really tempts me.
In conclusion I would request that you stop sending me unsolicited Emails and that you leave me alone with my friends and family to face a quiet end to my life.
Kindest regards
Hugh ******* BSc (Hons)
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