Chris Wiltshire Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Yep, and I find a lot of golfs and sirocco drivers all have the same genetic mushroom haircut. I'm 23 and have a normal haircut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allaboutthepasty Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Ha. Owned 3 Golf's in the past. 2 VR6's and a shed of a TDI. Not a fan of them really, they were cheap. Didn't grow the mushroom barnet though! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisday1990 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 E46 M3s and 370zs I have always managed to loose them... Or stay up there arse but when your chasing I think you have the advantage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigess Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) I have had nobody wanting to race me how upsetting is that. Ageing I may be but still love doing things as I used to. Love speed and fun on the road don't think I'll ever change Edited July 18, 2015 by nigess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano94 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Same here. No-one tries to race me. Anyone worth racing. Can only think it might be because my zed looks pretty standard. Sent from my LT30p using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeezeebaba Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 I've just witnessed two bell**** write off their cars racing each other. Guy in front driving an EVO 8 went steaming past me on a section of dual carriageway with a Merc C63 AMG up his rear end. Approaching the roundabout ahead the EVO puts the anchors on abruptly and in true overpowered Merc fashion the AMG tried to swerve around him and ended up fishtailing into the EVOs back end. On a positive note the Merc sounded lovely as it flew past. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirag1988 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 On the way back home from donington today, had some little sh!t in a 2004 corsa with tinted windows try to race me, he deliberately waited until I was about to overtake and then cut me up, I admit I took the bait and put my foot down for a few seconds but quickly realised its not worth it and slowed down and let him carry on. Hope it made his little penis feel slightly bigger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I just think they want to hear the glorious V6 they haven't got pull away from them like a stone from a sling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowhereboy Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I think the corsa VXR's look great. As others have said I'd have loved one when I was younger. I'd still drive one now to be fair but I'd never go out and buy one. I Drove a mildly tuned one running about 230bhp and it went really well, the interior was really nice, along with the driving position, the recaro seats were lovely too. I'd not fancy my chances against a tuned one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bockaaarck Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) To be honest, 999 times out of a 1000, I just let them get on with it. I'd rather they overtake me and naff off somewhere else. Besides, I don't want to spill my Werthers with any enthusiastic driving I don't mind people being sat on my backside as long as I know they are going to or at least can overtake. If we're coming up to a dual carriageway and they want to blast by me then they can crack on. I have nothing to prove to any of them. A couple weeks ago I have some chap, who must have had an exceedingly small penis (may be it was an 'innie'?), sat up my chuff as I was driving the AMG across the Mendips. What was particularly annoying was that even when the road was clear, he made no effort to overtake. I just scootled along quite happily at the speed limit, he clearly then got bored and started driving normally. I just wondered why he bothered, maybe he wanted a Werthers? Edited July 20, 2015 by Bockaaarck 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsexr Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I've usually got a Claas Arion right up behind me........ Had to google that..... :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I is gansta, I just waves me piece outta window. Sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 And shoot one of their tyres... that'll learn'em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david85williams Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Vauxhalls make me cry.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT350 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Pooped on an 11 plate Focus RS the other day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docwra Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Pooped on an 11 plate Focus RS the other day. TT means twin turbo, right? In which case my TT went past a new M5, you need to aim higher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoD Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 my TT went past a new M5, you need to aim higher JUST LOOK HOW BIG MY PENIS IS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docwra Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 What, he started it? How is a TT Zed going past a FRS in any way relevant to this thread? I just thought Id jump on the penis wagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT350 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) LOL. My pens is HUUUUUUUUUUGE. Like the fuselage of an A380. I've had a few AMG's etc. Stop bullying me I'm only tiny Edit: autocorrect put "pens". Even it knows I'm lying Edited July 21, 2015 by TT350 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevoD Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 What, he started it? How is a TT Zed going past a FRS in any way relevant to this thread? I just thought Id jump on the penis wagon. wait when did a scion get involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docwra Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Thats an FR-S you tard, not an FRS. Like my wife, the MRS, well she drives an MR-S, the Toyota. Dont want to get them mixed up and end up taking the missus down the garage and going to vbed with the car, that would be stupid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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