spursmaddave Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 Ok who can be a real man and admit to something that makes them a metrosexual... I will start off... 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. Quote
racinggreen Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 Ok who can be a real man and admit to something that makes them a metrosexual... I will start off... 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour Me either unless a urinal! 2. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed. Quote
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 I prefer to use ladies deodorant (it just feels softer ) Quote
vansman66 Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 Never heard of Metrosexual before so loked it up, below is the definition: Metrosexual An urban straight male ranging in age from late teens to mid 30's who is: good looking, stylish, fashionable, trendy, cultured, & well groomed. A metro sexual is very conscious about his image and looks in public. A metro sexual is often associated with getting manicures, facials, & massages, as well as using "products" and shopping at nice clothing stores. However, metro sexuals don't necessarily engage in each of these activities. Modern enlightened, sort of rennasance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probally has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman. Not being good looking, stylish, fashionable, trendy, cultured and being well above my mid 30's, I'm f****d for fitting into that category! Quote
Neilp Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed. 5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant. 6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls Quote
Wasso Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! Quote
Will370z Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 Never heard of Metrosexual before so loked it up, below is the definition: Metrosexual An urban straight male ranging in age from late teens to mid 30's who is: good looking, stylish, fashionable, trendy, cultured, & well groomed. A metro sexual is very conscious about his image and looks in public. A metro sexual is often associated with getting manicures, facials, & massages, as well as using "products" and shopping at nice clothing stores. However, metro sexuals don't necessarily engage in each of these activities. Modern enlightened, sort of rennasance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probally has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman. Not being good looking, stylish, fashionable, trendy, cultured and being well above my mid 30's, I'm f****d for fitting into that category! yeah the good looking bit screws me over too. Quote
Ricey Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! Both of them. Why the hell would anyone stand up when they can sit down and reduce overspray. Quote
Neilp Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 New rule: keep thread on topic and only post if your gonna admit something If you discuss someone else's post then you have to post something Quote
HaydnH Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! +1000! At the next meet I'm not drinking with anyone other than Ian - I'm too scared you other lot will try and wax my legs or something! I never thought the Z was a hairdressers car until now. Quote
Ricey Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! +1000! At the next meet I'm not drinking with anyone other than Ian - I'm too scared you other lot will try and wax my legs or something! I never thought the Z was a hairdressers car until now. I seem to recall seeing Ian using hairspray at the last meet Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed. 5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant. 6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls 7. I mix lynx shower gel with dove triple moisturing shower gel so I smell nice and have soft skin. Oh and I use exfoliating gloves. Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! Both of them. Why the hell would anyone stand up when they can sit down and reduce overspray. Better when u sit down and are naked. Feels more relaxing.Ps sitting down gives me more time to go on this site on my phone. Quote
HaydnH Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! +1000! At the next meet I'm not drinking with anyone other than Ian - I'm too scared you other lot will try and wax my legs or something! I never thought the Z was a hairdressers car until now. I seem to recall seeing Ian using hairspray at the last meet He was only trying to make up for the lack of lacquer on his door sills. Quote
manphibian Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 I am a textbook metrosexual. 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed. 5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant. 6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls 7. I mix lynx shower gel with dove triple moisturing shower gel so I smell nice and have soft skin. Oh and I use exfoliating gloves. 8. I use face moisturiser at least 3 times a day Quote
Wasso Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 WTF! I've had a few and I'm reading about blokes sitting down to have a pee? And using ladies deodorant? Please tell me I've inadvertently stumbled into the wrong forum! +1000! At the next meet I'm not drinking with anyone other than Ian - I'm too scared you other lot will try and wax my legs or something! I never thought the Z was a hairdressers car until now. I seem to recall seeing Ian using hairspray at the last meet He was only trying to make up for the lack of lacquer on his door sills. Brilliant Door sill, bumper etc etc Quote
Wasso Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 I am a textbook metrosexual. 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed. 5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant. 6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls 7. I mix lynx shower gel with dove triple moisturing shower gel so I smell nice and have soft skin. Oh and I use exfoliating gloves. 8. I use face moisturiser at least 3 times a day Time to leave this thread Quote
Dblock Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 9. I love when I can use girls lip balm. tastes, smells and looks awesome! Ive tried lip gloss a once aswell. It slidy but looks great. Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed. 5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant. 6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls 7. I mix lynx shower gel with dove triple moisturing shower gel so I smell nice and have soft skin. Oh and I use exfoliating gloves. 8. I use face moisturiser at least 3 times a day 9. I love when I can use girls lip balm. tastes, smells and looks awesome! Ive tried lip gloss a once aswell. It slidy but looks great. 10. I once got arrested for trying to mate with a train on the Circle line. Quote
Stew Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 11. I own (and use) hair straighteners 12. I like it when my missus buffs up my finger nails (makes them nice and smooth!) Quote
jumping350 Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 12. I like it when my missus buffs up my finger nails (makes them nice and smooth!) only acceptable if she uses a dremel im afraid Quote
Stew Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 12. I like it when my missus buffs up my finger nails (makes them nice and smooth!) only acceptable if she uses a dremel im afraid The rules are no comments unless you add one yourself! Oh and don't knock it until you try it! Although she hasn't done it in ages! Quote
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