Vik54 Posted April 14, 2012 Posted April 14, 2012 Spend 12 hours a day sleeping Bollox - you'd go straight for the boobies and underwear Quote
Vik54 Posted April 14, 2012 Posted April 14, 2012 This thread is starting to get slightly worrying. Some members repressed inner feelings seem to be coming to the surface! At least they don't try to suggest Primark as an alternative to Louboutins Quote
twobears Posted April 14, 2012 Posted April 14, 2012 You'd have to wax your toes if you were going to wear those Quote
Builder49 Posted April 14, 2012 Posted April 14, 2012 I find these to be strangely alluring, although as a builder they are totally unsuitable as they are not 'toetectors'! Quote
The G Man Posted April 15, 2012 Posted April 15, 2012 "Now all of you go off and do something useful and manly and put the loo seat down while you're at it!" Nice one nixy Men will only start putting the loo seat down, for the "ladies", instinctively, when the "ladies" start putting it up for the men, simple Neil, you are starting to cause concern, what with sharing a room with Cragus an all I told you what he'd do to ya! Oh and as for being a "wummin" for the day is concerned, first thing I'd do is stop pissing my husband off and get off my fat arse and start doing some work around the house Quote
rtbiscuit Posted April 15, 2012 Posted April 15, 2012 who said that the law was the seat should be down? men were here first so taking that into account the loo seat would have been up first before it was ever down. Quote
nixy Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 I like things neat and tidy in my house. Lid and seat up just looks........well a bit scuzzy! Each to their own though! http://bkcreative.hubpages.com/hub/The- ... -Heres-Why Quote
spursmaddave Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee? Maybe that makes me a woman already Quote
Neilp Posted April 16, 2012 Author Posted April 16, 2012 Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee? Maybe that makes me a woman already Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail I only do it for a treat sometimes Quote
Leeroy Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee? Maybe that makes me a woman already Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail I only do it for a treat sometimes + 1 trillion, especially in public loos This would be an occasion when under-endowment is a positive Quote
spursmaddave Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee? Maybe that makes me a woman already Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail I only do it for a treat sometimes + 1 trillion, especially in public loos This would be an occasion when under-endowment is a positive Oh and I definitely meant at home Back on topic has anyone ever tucked it between their legs and pretended to be a lady, my ex thought it was hilarious until I turned round and bent over then she was very nearly Quote
Neilp Posted April 16, 2012 Author Posted April 16, 2012 Talking of toilets anyone else here never stand up to pee? Maybe that makes me a woman already Lmao!!! You need to be careful to stop willie touching bowl action as that = diseases = #fail I only do it for a treat sometimes + 1 trillion, especially in public loos This would be an occasion when under-endowment is a positive Oh and I definitely meant at home Back on topic has anyone ever tucked it between their legs and pretended to be a lady, my ex thought it was hilarious until I turned round and bent over then she was very nearly This seems appropriate Quote
KyleR Posted April 18, 2012 Posted April 18, 2012 Back on topic has anyone ever tucked it between their legs and pretended to be a lady, my ex thought it was hilarious until I turned round and bent over then she was very nearly I've done that, but it creeps the woman out I think i'd get into the car and see what this whole women are better drivers thing is all about, or on the flip side, figure out why that statement is completely untrue This is all after donning sexy lingerie and having a fumble around of course Quote
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