choptop Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Have just been reading this thread on Pistonheads which made me laugh: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... +missus%2E Anybody got any others they would like to add? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugara Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 You are crap in bed? Your mother is better than you? In fact, your dad was even better than your mother who is actually better than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 "no, of course that dress don't make you look fat. But you do have a face like a welders bench" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasso Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Her figure is pretty hot! I like a wealthy woman! Ever thought of having a gastric band fitted? These are true... Why did you just change from 4th to 3rd to 4th to 3rd (My other half did actually do this, I got told off and asked to mind my own business) Just going to clean the car (I won't be seen for 8hours) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigo Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I asked the other half, what's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife, when she said she didnt know, I replied, about a stone and a half. I thought it was funny....... she didnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom187 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Shouting out her best friends name.... while having sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 What my mate said to a girl in a club once: 'Is your arse really that big that you need both seats?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andlid Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I spent 10k£ on mods on my car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRF4N Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 "no, of course that dress don't make you look fat. But you do have a face like a welders bench" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricey Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Carla just said the best she's heard someone say to their missus is.. 'no that dress doens't make you look fat.........its your fat that makes you look fat' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Him - Fancy a quicky? Her - No Him - Mind laying still while I have one? OR (more likely) Him - Fancy a quicky? Her - As opposed to what exactly?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rothers2901 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Coming home on a Saturday afternoon after the football match. The house is absolutely immaculate, just like the Z after a days cleaning and detailing and saying "well that must have taken all of an hour what else have you been up to for the rest of the day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Carla just said the best she's heard someone say to their missus is.. 'no that dress doens't make you look fat.........its your fat that makes you look fat' That's the best one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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