choptop Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 Have just been reading this thread on Pistonheads which made me laugh: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... +missus%2E Anybody got any others they would like to add? Quote
Zugara Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 You are crap in bed? Your mother is better than you? In fact, your dad was even better than your mother who is actually better than you Quote
Lexx Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 "no, of course that dress don't make you look fat. But you do have a face like a welders bench" Quote
Wasso Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 Her figure is pretty hot! I like a wealthy woman! Ever thought of having a gastric band fitted? These are true... Why did you just change from 4th to 3rd to 4th to 3rd (My other half did actually do this, I got told off and asked to mind my own business) Just going to clean the car (I won't be seen for 8hours) Quote
craigo Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 I asked the other half, what's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife, when she said she didnt know, I replied, about a stone and a half. I thought it was funny....... she didnt. Quote
Dom187 Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 Shouting out her best friends name.... while having sex... Quote
choptop Posted June 14, 2011 Author Posted June 14, 2011 What my mate said to a girl in a club once: 'Is your arse really that big that you need both seats?' Quote
LRF4N Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 "no, of course that dress don't make you look fat. But you do have a face like a welders bench" Quote
Ricey Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 Carla just said the best she's heard someone say to their missus is.. 'no that dress doens't make you look fat.........its your fat that makes you look fat' Quote
Keyser Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 Him - Fancy a quicky? Her - No Him - Mind laying still while I have one? OR (more likely) Him - Fancy a quicky? Her - As opposed to what exactly?????? Quote
rothers2901 Posted June 14, 2011 Posted June 14, 2011 Coming home on a Saturday afternoon after the football match. The house is absolutely immaculate, just like the Z after a days cleaning and detailing and saying "well that must have taken all of an hour what else have you been up to for the rest of the day" Quote
nixy Posted June 15, 2011 Posted June 15, 2011 Carla just said the best she's heard someone say to their missus is.. 'no that dress doens't make you look fat.........its your fat that makes you look fat' That's the best one! Quote
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