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I reckon ive seen all the funniest comedy films ever made, however , sometimes I am wrong on the odd occasion most of the time !!!!

 

List your top 5 funny films below to see if im missing any !!!

 

My top 5 are

 

Superbad

 

Kevin and Perry go large

 

Taladega Nights

 

Step Brothers

 

Meet the Parents

 

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Mm, not sure.........

 

I love Kevin and Perry Go Large too

 

My all time fave is national lampoons christmas vacation.

 

Nothing to Lose (the scene where Tim Robbins' shoes are on fire with scatch man music is priceless)

 

There's something about Mary (the frank and beans section is hilarious....sorry guys but it is!)

 

Anything with Ben Stiller - Loved the bit in Along Came Polly where he had a dicky tummy and there was no loo roll!

 

The money pit

 

There's loads more but i can't think of them on the spot.

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Mm, not sure.........

 

I love Kevin and Perry Go Large too

 

My all time fave is national lampoons christmas vacation.

 

Nothing to Lose (the scene where Tim Robbins' shoes are on fire with scatch man music is priceless)

 

There's something about Mary (the frank and beans section is hilarious....sorry guys but it is!)

 

Anything with Ben Stiller - Loved the bit in Along Came Polly where he had a dicky tummy and there was no loo roll!

 

The money pit

 

There's loads more but i can't think of them on the spot.

 

i love national lampoons christmas vacation aswell :lol: only saw about 5 mins of it this christmas though. the bit with the cat wrapped up as a present!!

 

and the europe one - going round the roundabout 20 times is the best bit :lol:

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The Hangover must be the funniest thing I've seen in a while

 

+1 I think this must be the funiest film I've seen for year. I laughed from beginning to end.

Ricky Gervais's The invention of lying is pretty good too though!

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1) The Hangover

2) Old School

3) Wedding Crashers

4) Anchor Man

5) American Pie

6) Zoolander

7) Happy Gilmore

8) Step Brothers

9) American Pie The Wedding

10) Meet the Parents

 

Cant do top 5, theres just too many! :lol:

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Hmm top 5 in order! Here goes:

 

1. Kingpin

2. Something about Mary

3. Airplane

4. Hot Shots

5. Dumb and Dumber

 

That's pretty hard considering how many other classics there are:

 

Monty Phython, life of brian and holy grail

Naked Gun

South Park Movie

Team America

Shrek (Kiddy yes but still funny)

Hangover (best comedy i've seen in a long time!)

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The more people post the more I'm doing this :headhurt: as I know I'd forgotten about them.

 

 

How about adding your fav quote from it? Obviously keep it at least a bit clean.....

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Super troopers

Old school

Happy Gilmore

Wedding Crashers

Pineapple Express

The Hangover

Office Space

 

These are the films my friends and i watch while getting wasted, before going out in towm :drunk:

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One or two from Life of Brian :teeth:

 

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?

Mandy: Stop thinking about sex!

Brian: I wasn't!

Mandy: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"

 

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Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!

Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

 

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Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.

Brian: I do!

Reg: Oh yeah, how much?

Brian: A lot!

Reg: Right, you're in.

 

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[A line of prisoners files past a jailer.]

Jailer: Crucifixion?

Prisoner: Yes.

Jailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner.] Crucifixion?

Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually.

Jailer: What?

Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.

Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.

Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.

Jailer: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...

Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

 

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Wise man: We were led by a star.

Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, you mean.

 

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Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack! [they all stab themselves] That showed 'em, huh?

 

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Brian's Mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! :#1:

 

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Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

 

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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, f*ck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we f*ck off, O Lord?

 

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Brian: There's no pleasing some people.

Beggar: That's what Jesus said.

 

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Brian: You are all individuals!

The Crowd: We are all individuals!

 

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Brian: You have to be different!

The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!

Small lonely voice: I'm not!

 

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Mandy: What star sign is he?

Wise Man #2: Capricorn.

Mandy: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?

Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.

Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.

Mandy: And that's Capricorn, is it?

Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.

Mandy: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.

 

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Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Reg: But you can't have babies.

Stan: Don't you oppress me.

Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

[stan starts crying.]

Judith: Here! I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the *right* to have babies.

Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister, sorry.

 

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Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?

Matthias: No.

Centurion: Crucifixion!

Matthias: Oh.

Centurion: Nasty, eh?

Matthias: Could be worse.

Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?

Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.

Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.

Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

Centurion: You're weird!

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Can't have a 'Best comedy films ever' list without Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

 

+1 for Superbad

 

Used to love the early Police Academy films when I was little, probably wouldn't find them quite so funny now though.

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So Many to choose from.

 

Planes Trains and autos

Road Trip

American Pie

Pink Panther (The Originals with Peter Sellers)

Anger Management

Waterboy

Wedding Crashers (you motorboatin son of a bitch you old sailor you) :lol:

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Cool B)

 

Ive seen nearly all mentioned except 'Office Space' and 'Super Troopers'.

 

How funny are these ??????

 

:doh: Can't believe I missed out The Hangover... soooo funny !!!

 

"Counting cards is not illegal, its frowned upon, like masturbating on an Aeroplane"

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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The Hangover...............end of :)

 

A lot of the films already mentioned are brilliant too. Airplane was great:

 

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

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Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

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