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ZEUS

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  1. Buy a pair of men's used work boots. size 14-16. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim - "I'm gone for more shotgun and .45 ammo. Be back soon. Don't be messin' with the pit bulls -- they attacked that darn mailman again this mornin' and went and messed him up real bad. I don't think Mauler took part in it all but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I think it was Blade and Killer who done most of it. Anyways, all six of 'em is locked up in the house. Better wait outside 'till I git back" *stolen from somewhere on the net ^^^ brilliant :lol:
  2. Nice work, nice pictures
  3. Such a lovely car, only thing I'd change is the headlight covers. one day I shall forfill my dream of owning one.
  4. What an absolutely vile thing to do to someone.
  5. Welcome along
  6. Excellent project , I'm not jealous or anything
  7. I was going to say have you been drinking but Graham beat me to it !
  8. Just watched it . I've done a fair bit of track work in my time but that hill climb looked terrifying!
  9. I know you can't shut him up! ..... Only joking Gareth congrats
  10. Add "doughnuts" and Buster appears too :lol:
  11. They are down New forest way I think, PM Keyser or Buster Edit: say keysers name and he appears
  12. ....and it begins
  13. Looking good (I also came to look because of the title )
  14. ZEUS

    Boot poppers

    Have you tried taking the boot weight out as well? Solved mine along with the penny trick.
  15. Ebay do them, a box of fifty was only a few quid if I remember correctly.
  16. Happy birthday
  17. That's really set my mind at ease, thanks Will This quote isn't quite true, the human body can last up to 30 seconds before catastrophic damage occurs. This is dependant on "not" holding your breath, there have been several accidents and also animal experiments during NASA research. Anything over 2 minutes in space is fatal however but it's a myth that you explode like a popped balloon.Swelling would occur but the skin sack is more durable than you realise, the first physical indication of impending death is the saliva boiling off the tongue. Mmmm saliva boiling off my tongue.....lovely :lol:
  18. those are the only places that are authorised to do uprevs in the country or something similar, we need an uprev to remap 350z.... we all go to them no where else can do it as they dont have the software or something lol plus they have done 1000s of zeds before and know whats what, would rather take it there then to some random who states ' ive done it before il give it a go'' ^^^ this
  19. What a nightmare for you, I hope they catch the scumbag who did it so they can give him community service he won't turn up to and a fine he won't pay ! I hate thieves they need a hand lopping off each time they are caught , they'd only do it twice!
  20. The collective name for ladybirds is a loveliness of ladybirds.
  21. ZEUS

    Tool Set

    So basically a mechanic then!
  22. They do fit the HR bonnet
  23. I like it, I do like Mercs though !
  24. Nice one Ian I was looking for the original thread to link to !
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