Stutopia

along mate, good to be one of the Famous Five. Looking forward to seeing this in the flesh sometime soon. Even after all these years, a nice clean Zed looks really special.

That blue

I wasn’t that worried about most of this but BRITISH athletes getting their iClouds hacked? We didn’t do a Brexit to get THIS! That’s it, I’m turning in my internet and any vehicle with an ECU and going back to the 1950s, there was never any dangerous military hardware back before the 50s AND you couldn’t steal photos because they were made of paper instead, which is unstealable. If you can’t put a half decent, unique password on your accounts, its like leaving your front door unlocked - except one is GETTING HACKED BECAUSE OF EVIL TECHNOLOGY and the other is common sense.

Classic, not seen one of them - before my time.

I rather like it, particularly the ass end. Shame the head unit and glove box we’re pulled from a different universe, before being fitted but its not too bad.

Mine did this, just warming up.

I can't even get mine off the roadside mate, zero sympathy here!

Great work, these are so gorgeous, add in the Martin tribute and its really magic build. Looks like this would be much easier with a hoist mate

Another fail link... ***shakes head***

It's not just Col's that's good, there's them Aussie ones with the V8s in that they slap Vauxhall badges on. That said, I'd sooner have a Fiesta ST, Scirrocco, one of the sporty Seats, Skoda VRS, Toyabaru, Honda, Kia, Hyundai...

Looks like a nice clean one, GLWTS.

This is some world class whataboutery. Impressive.

Careful. Agreeing with the daily fail is not just a disciplinary matter, it means you're dangerously close to disconnecting from reality.

Great effort saving one, that's a gold star right away.

It's not a proper lockdown unless there's a Zed Shed update. And also jelly!

I have been looking for an excuse to try out the new mic for my DSLR... I do have a channel, but it's more a tool for sharing stuff with you lot than an actual attempt to court viewers! https://www.youtube.com/user/sasontheroad/videos

Just in case anyone was wondering what she sounds like.

Thanks all for zee warm welcome. Spent most the time scared TBH

I am coming up fast on 4 years with the BRZ, which was about the same time I got itchy feet in the Zed. This time I decided to break from tradition and went for something without a Z in the name, also something not from Japan. I know, I was surprised too... Please give a warm welcome to Heinz, The Baron, Krauss von Espy (we might come up with a shorter name in due course) from Stuttgart. A 2014 Cayman GTS with PDK; and a couple of other choice (if I do say so myself) options - Porsche Torque Vectoring and the Sports chassis. Naturally, being the GTS, they throw in the Sports Exhaust and Chrono Pack for "free". Arriving just yesterday (I even reversed it off the transporter, that was no fun) I've only had a chance to do a few hours behind the wheel, but I can tell already that we are going to get on famously. The weather was grim, so I hope some moody ones make it look a bit less grey. Aside from the fact it's about 5 times more car than I have the talent to exploit, it's the city driving enjoyment that has surprised me the most, so far. The PDK is a dream in town, pootling about, at low revs, with the occasional throttle squeeze to work into traffic. Even with the 20mm drop and the 20 inch rims, the ride is night and day from the BRZ. The level of refinement indoors, it's a different ball game too - but then, it should be. The only low point is the paint is not great, a number of chips and a bigger number of swirls need attention. Back to the positives, I have had a chance for some more spirited enjoyment, wow, it moves! I thought it was fast in regular but Sport and Sport Plus are just mental. And the noise OOOOOOHHHHH THE NOISE! Hope you don't mind me pic whoring too much - as you can probably tell, I'm rather excited.

I don't fully trust mine with payments (I know tin foil hat) and it's also on the wrong wrist for drive thru!

It's handy if you already have your phone out, or are sat on your wallet (drive thru!)

Thicc

Had some belters in so far - still need more though please gang.

Irrespective of his politics, he could equally be screeching left wing rubbish, instead of right. He's a sociopath and an example of what happens, however clever/stupid/poor/rich you are, if you go your whole life being told that you are better than everyone else, correct (in the face of overwhelming evidence) and never corrected for inappropriate behaviour. It could be his diminished empathy is a genetic condition or a social one - either way, the effect is much the same. Sadly this could be any one of us, if we were treated that way for 70 years.

Not entirely true, his team have found a sex offender and an eye/ear witness (who immediately recanted his story), they're both kinds of evidence.