This was a good effort.
And I very nearly liked this, but then I realised there was an alternative with more street cred...
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912185442298
I’ve only been on half a dozen, I’m certainly not a regular. But typically any hard surface where cows move through is covered in @*!# afterwards. Indoor winter areas routinely have scrappers pulling @*!# along the floor, they never look spotless after a sweep. If you wanted to get into the safety, which is what the original scare post is angling at, you could throw in BSE and CJD or foot and mouth. Take it a step further into the abattoirs and you could have a look at the excrement that ends up on slaughtered carcasses and the ecoli outbreaks that causes.
I’m not anti-farmer or anti-meat, but there’s no farm with livestock I’ve been on that was a clean as a lab, and people happily eat the products, myself included. If I dropped half my sandwich on the floor in a lab and the other half in a cowshed in winter, I know which one I’d prefer to finish.
Nice one, thanks everyone, we've just tipped over the number of photos required to have a great calendar, so that is the first hurdle cleared. Just need the numbers now to make it pay for itself.
Personally I loved the side steps, rather than replacement skirts. Each to their own obvs. I’ll just leave this here though. In case...
https://www.tarmacsportz.co.uk/350z-tarmac-sportz-frp-side-diffusers.html
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Not yet nailed on that there will be one, we're a good few photos short of a full year right now, but if we do get the numbers and it was priced at circa £20 for one and £30 for two (delivered). Would you be interested in buying one?
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There was a time when I was really relaxed about getting photos in.
That time has passed.
We need more photos please - we don't have enough right now to produce a calendar.
along mate, good to be one of the Famous Five. Looking forward to seeing this in the flesh sometime soon. Even after all these years, a nice clean Zed looks really special.
I wasn’t that worried about most of this but BRITISH athletes getting their iClouds hacked? We didn’t do a Brexit to get THIS!
That’s it, I’m turning in my internet and any vehicle with an ECU and going back to the 1950s, there was never any dangerous military hardware back before the 50s AND you couldn’t steal photos because they were made of paper instead, which is unstealable.
If you can’t put a half decent, unique password on your accounts, its like leaving your front door unlocked - except one is GETTING HACKED BECAUSE OF EVIL TECHNOLOGY and the other is common sense.
I rather like it, particularly the ass end. Shame the head unit and glove box we’re pulled from a different universe, before being fitted but its not too bad.
It's not just Col's that's good, there's them Aussie ones with the V8s in that they slap Vauxhall badges on.
That said, I'd sooner have a Fiesta ST, Scirrocco, one of the sporty Seats, Skoda VRS, Toyabaru, Honda, Kia, Hyundai...