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Some say his poo is pure white and smells of Chanel No.5

If I was doing that I'd want my new nut to be bionic. Maybe light up and vibrate on demand, emit a pleasant coconuty fragrance, act as an emergency beacon if you got lost in the wild. It should definitely read out G forces, fluid levels and other telemetry to a smartphone app as a minimum.

along. My first manly car was the Zed and it's very well behaved if your right foot behaves in the wet. Certainly nothing to worry about unless you do daft things. The lazy torque is the pleasure for 90% of my driving. The traction control will look after you unless you really take the mick. Go for a GT or possibly a fresh import (if you can find one) with all the GT goodies. The cruise control was new to me but it is perfect for the odd motorway cruise where you're just crunching miles and want to keep your speed down and MPG up. I notice all the links you've posted are gumtree, suggest casting the net a bit wider and perusing the Zeds For Sale section on here too. Drive a few if you can. GLWTS

Taking the mick. Even a quick glance on AutoTrader has a bunch of similar age/mileage starting at £9k

Now locked.

[quote name='Vlad' timestamp='1450292615' post='1564599'] [quote name='SuperStu' timestamp='1450292411' post='1564598'] Everyone gone shy? You can't move for pic whoring on here usually - where's all the entries??? [/quote] did you get my? [/quote] Yep!

Everyone gone shy? You can't move for pic whoring on here usually - where's all the entries???

along

Love the T2s on my Zed from CMS. They look the shizzle and they also stop well cold and hot (if you want that too )

No Jaaaaaag updates for ages

[quote name='Paul K' timestamp='1450200498' post='1564232'] [quote name='davedutch' timestamp='1450199941' post='1564227']Can I vote for the Martinmac tribute montage to be included in this year's calender plus an option to make a donation to a charity in Martin's name.[/quote] Great idea!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk [/quote] Great thinking chaps, very much under consideration by the Team. Dave, you're vote for that counts twice if you get your name down for one of the calendars too.

YouTube as it plays well with Apple TV, for my MCM and Drive (Chris Harris, AMMO, etc) fixes.

Moved to 370

That is weird, in for the guesses.

Gutted for you mate, that sucks. You might find someone will do a local repair and a blend but they're both right up against other panels, so it may not be a perfect match. Good luck.

Boing Boing

Have you checked out FedEx? Some of our traders use them, so may be able to advise.

Locked

How much is the typical fee for freelance stuff? I could be tempted to put finger to keyboard.

You forgot, take photos of every goddam equalizer, fade, balance, phase, sub level and cross over setting before you even think about disconnecting the battery 6 months later!

Another good 'un Shared on faceballz

Nice motor Not so sure about the aftermarket yellow bonnet stay

My favourite, other than the Zed, is the Teg. Some fun looking motors in there

As already said, save your legal bills, sell the car, buy a shed, find an online recipe for humble pie and find some good reasons why you shouldn't lose your licence. Then sit on the cash until the ban ends. That said, I just re-read this section and I actually think you don't need a legal team, you've covered it all here, better than anyone else could. Just print this section off, take it along with you and show it to the Judge in the Moral Court. Case acquitted on grounds of "not being mightily scared". Quick question, does anyone know when they start implementing the Moral Justice System, is it never or never ever?