To irritate you.
Seeing as though my parking outside of the lines on this occasion has caused such a stir, I've thought long and hard about that day and the circumstances around it.
IIRC, this may have been the day after I'd just bought the car, the night before.
Again, looking in the paintwork reflections, the car park does appear to be empty, however I can't confirm that I went into, nor can I say that the store was even open.
I think I just popped in to get a quick snap to send to the lads or for a pee in the bush.
If idiocy dictates that I want to protect my new found purchase, while not to the detriment of anyone else, then yes, I'm an idiot I suppose.
Lemmings was awesome.
OP - Sorry about this dude, looks like it escalated a bit quickly.