Anything North Face, if you're not actually on the North Face of anything.
No socks, except with flip flops.
Any trouser cut which displays mankle.
Belt and shoes which don't match.
Top button done up with no tie.
PS - You can't moan about any brand at all being chav, if you're prepared to wear a baseball cap under any circumstances! And this is soooo not about the Ferrari badge on my Oakleys ok?? They were just the best sunnies in my optician goddammit!
Did you just say it's ok to wear flip flops ?