Did I say it was a big deal? All I said was that it was hilarious. At no point did I say that it was a crippling injury.
Take time off work for that? You gotta be kidding me? I haven't taken a day off sick since 2006.
you mean deep fried mars bar surely
No, Morris Dancers, deep fried, oh I do like a deep fried Englander
good job I'm welsh then
I like the Welsh!
Because they hate the English as much as the Scots?
Fixed that for you!
Nice, but Norfolk is the next county up Captain 9 Fingers
Who has 9 fingers? Everyone I know has 8 fingers and 2 thumbs. Is that an Inbredswich thing?
you mean deep fried mars bar surely
That's a treat for them. I was just trying to say that the Scots are tighter than the hypothetical offspring of a Jewish and Hindu Indian couple!
No one touches her but me. Not even my Dad or brother is allowed to attempt to clean her. That and paying someone vs waiting two weeks is silly. I don't have money to waste.
It's the first time I've had to go to Hospital for anything apart from visiting other people, and I don't wanna do something stupid and make it worse. I never plan on going back to a Hospital again.