The Bounty Bar Kid

2nd dibs if above doesn't buy. Delivered please.

Car is rubbish. Woman is average.

Nope. RONG Pixies are ace. Proper quality leg ends. Some of the 'songs' on here may be big, but then so are 1D. In music, popularity is not a great definition of quality. The songs I've posted haven't hit the charts properly yet. Not saying that the pixies are rubbish, just saying I didn't feel educated. If I wanted to feel educated, I'd listen to some Guns N Roses, Queen, Aerosmith, Queen, Elvis etc.

I thought the thread title was Massive NEW Tune, not old one and especially rubbish old one like a couple posted here. I still think my ones are gonna be big.

Nope.

Sounds lovely, I now wonder what mine sounds like. Esp as the missus said it sounded very loud the other day as I drove past her.

Okay this may sound stupid but in your rush and then subsequent panic, did you press the clutch pedal down far enough when starting the car? I've done it before. In the first couple of months of ownership. Went to get in car to go somewhere, it didn't start then started to panic and eventually realised I wasn't pressing pedal down far enough as I started panicking. Never had an issue since, so I suspect it was just be being an idiot.

Old dirty man pays young boy to get wet and wash his car whilst he sits back in his chair watching eagle eyed barking orders like scrubb harder, no gentle there. Get your hands in that crack. I'm sure Jimmy Saville got done for that!

206 GTi 180 to this. The Wales trip waswhen I truly lost my Zed virginity.

Gay!

Are you kidding!!!!!?? Youre worse than ME!!!!!!!!! haha Nope. Lol. Only when I've waxed her. She tastes great!

Shame about the tramp in the video with him.

I do that too. Sometimes I even kiss her goodnight.

Love this though...

And this...

I prefer this...

A mate of mine had one. Really good car. Does the job and well built, just like the gay guys you'll end up picking up in it. Does your wife know? Or are we keeping this one quiet for now?

What had he done to his zed? And what had you done to yours? Or was it just down to the driver?

Alloys look would you consider selling them without tyres? Already got a set of near new winters on my spare set.

Amused....not annoyed I don't think the OP was that angry. Just having some fun with the story.

On my mind... Yeah!

Snap! beat you to it though Well I'm not here as much as I used to be so don't catch things so quickly anymore.

Racing? I hope you mean on a track!

Snap!