spursmaddave

Loud exhaust = small penis Thats why I have a nice quiet exhaust

Running Vista certainly doesn't help I had an old 'Vista' laptop, switched to 7 and made a big difference, I wouldn't recommend 8 yet too early to tell.... But I would still buy a new laptop, even a cheap basic one will wipe the floor with yours even after you wipe it, reinstall windows and even upgrade it...

I would imagine it is sealed to the unit unfortunately but i don't have the nav. I do have a nav cubby and the unit sits flush to it so that why I think it would be a sealed unit, is it a touch screen? Your only hope might be that someone has put a protective cover on it like a phone but thats unlikey.... Hope I'm wrong as like I say I don't even have the nav...

Maybe a browser issue what one are you guys using?

Yes cheap tat = poor fitment.... Not always the case but you can hardly complain really....

I look forward to opening my inbox Dave, and I be sure to put my coffee down I'm thinking 'calendar girls' style, just need to find somewhere to get my kit off and something big enough to hide my modesty.....

I think I need to take a pic to outdo the best one I ever sent you Jim...... best not open your email on Sunday whilst drinking a coffee

Doctor doctor I think I am losing my memory when did this start when did what start?

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a dog when did this start? ever since I was a puppy...

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am invisible who said that?

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am God when did this start well first I made the sun, then the moon.....

Doctor doctor I just swallowed a bone are you chocking no I really did swallow a bone

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a cowboy, will this last long about a yeeeeeeehaaaaaaa

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I am a bridge what has come over you 2 pedestrians, 1 bicycle and 15 cars....

Doctor doctor I think I am allergic to butter come in quickly and shut the door I don't want that spreading

Doctor doctor I think I am going blind you certainly are this is a barbers shop

Doctor doctor I feel like a pack of cards sit down I will deal with you later

Doctor doctor I have got a strawberry stuck up my bum don't worry I have some cream for that

Doctor doctor I have a penis with 5 tips! My god how do your trousers fit Like a glove...

Doctor doctor I have a lettuce leaf in my knickers Oh dear thats just the tip of the iceberg....

Doctor doctor I have a steering wheel in my pants How does it feel? Its driving me nuts

Doctor doctor I have some curtains on my head Pull your self together then

I really need to give you some lessons young padawan...

Some good ones there Not sure how many more idiots on BMX or skateboards I can watch without losing the will to live thought