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Mary had a little dress 'twas split right up the sides and when she moved around the room the boys could see her thighs there's another verse about a dress split right up the back, but I can't remember the punchline ... and another dress split right up the front but she didn't wear that very often ...

beavis ? ... who me ? ... don't think so ......

The best Joke about this sad affair referred to the returns counter at Toys'R'Us but even that wasn't funny or worth repeating

I keep coming back but it still doesn't make any sense ... and I understand the NRA bit

or get a roadster and climb out of the top

er i think your tree is dead and your clock is fast

why the apostrophe ?

like !

Stories

Fill your washer bottle, start the car, put low beam on, press the button whilst shouting abracadabra ... PS if you want a real laugh .. get the wifey to take a look with her head facing forwards just behind the offside headlight :lol:

cue Dan

H'mm

Many Happy Returns

PH :wink:

Yep but it's usually the other end of the banana bar that fails first, and this necessitates renewal of the complete bar ... Zmanalex will sort it out for you I'm sure. Look Here http://www.350z-uk.c...how-to-diagnose

It's the banana bar Sarah ... a quick search will answer all

Many Happy Returns Graham

Hugh will be pleased Yes I am pleased ... and I'm an acquaintance of the guy, he lives very close to me and I did some work for him on one of his houses a few years ago ... I think he made his money by inventing the tool that puts a wire twist seal on bags of farm produce ... he's a keen flyer out of Sandtoft as are a few of my good mates

Roofing felt is waterproof (I assume you're refering to a Type F felt) ... these days a breathable membrane is used beneath a tiled roof, the best one being Roofshield IMO ... any water which gets through to the felt layer will not penetrate and will be collected in the gutter ... the water will not build up on the horizontal battens because the felt is usually (but not always) draped between the rafters thus allowing any water to drain down the slope of the membrane

Graham you're so much better at moderating than Stew :lol: and Beavis Stew thinks he's awesome but I can assure you he's not ... he just takes advantage of his privilages ... not a good sign in someone who has privilages I bet he comes back with something like "Love you too! " oops too late ... read him lke a book did someone say ? One of the reasons I've been a moderator round here for a while is the fact that I don't rise to the bait that certain members lay out. I'm a fat fish, you'll need a bigger line to get me. At least you haven't bastardised my post this time for which I shall always be grateful PS Jay sorry this had to happen in your thread H

Graham you're so much better at moderating than Stew :lol: and Beavis Stew thinks he's awesome but I can assure you he's not ... he just takes advantage of his privilages ... not a good sign in someone who has privilages I bet he comes back with something like "Love you too! " oops too late ... read him lke a book did someone say ?

Jay your car is just the way I'd have a 370 but if you want to spend more money then go for a few bits of Amuse and I will congratulate you all day long

Jesus they made you a mod! Don't know if I've got the time to get to grips with this new fangled forum! It's good when you get to find your way around Nixy