Cragus

Agreed as finding the snow is pretty frickin easy!

OK, I will give it a shot Dear 350z-uk Webmaster, I have been a member for over two years now and I have always and still find your website an absolute pleasure to use. It is well organised and full of useful information which I frequently rely on. If I encounter a problem, I know a whole host of members will readily offer advice and even a helping hand when I need it - unimaginable kindness and a great community ethos. However recently, one of your members verbally attacked me and said I was an old b@stard. Now I have to admit I am a bit of a b@stard so he got me there but I still consider myself young at the age of 28 and found his comments to be ageist and hurtful. A set of Volk GTS 19" Alloys within the week should be suitable compensation for thsi unprovoked attack. Yours faithfully Cragus

I think craig was born then vik as he is an old b@st@rd Kiss my wrinkly old man balls Jay! It makes more sense to kick them as they have drooped that low I on the other hand still am a young pup at 23 You mean it makes more sense to tea bag you - I won't have to bend the knees much!

I am waiting on my megs G-220 DA now - well excited!

I think craig was born then vik as he is an old b@st@rd Kiss my wrinkly old man balls Jay!

Yas I got a menchy....now geez your alloys!

Is you name Dave? Anyway no prize as you took to long to answer. . I did answer within 30 secs of reading the question and my middle name is Dave so techically all is fair. I will have one of the D spec throttle controllers please - get in!

Archie Knox

No, I gave up on the real sheep a long time ago. Not fit enough anymore - can't catch them! This does me nicely now... Its not as bad as what you get upto at your dental surgery Irfan:

They sacked McGee? I have to agree, after recent performances, I am not surprised but this sheep is:

I have to agree - Holytown is a bit like living in the set from Night of the Living Dead.

I did realise that Irfan....my humour is lost on you! Same with the shed comment yesterday. This snow is getting to you man.....its like brain freeze from a slush puppy but worse!

£700 for the full kit -thats a bit of alright! Making room for some Amuse goodies Paul?

Helps if I post the letter ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Greggs. You advertise your 'cornish' pasties as traditional, yet they taste nothing like cornish pasties. The insides of cornish pasties are not liquidised gunk, they are crafted with love and attention. I know they're a vast improvement on the "supreme" pasty you were selling previously, but you can do better so try. Lots of Love S.Bartle. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Mr Bartle, Thank you for taking the time to contact us at Greggs. We greatly value information from our customers regarding their experiences at our shops. The New Traditional Cornish Pasty is also made with top quality ingredients and has proved popular in consumer tests. I am sorry that you have been disappointed by it and will pass on your comments to our Savoury Category Manager. Once again thank you for taking the time to contact us, all customer comments are welcomed and I trust that your next visit will give us another opportunity to provide you with an enjoyable experience. Remember to quote your call reference number: F0111153 in any correspondence, as this will assist us in providing you with a quick response. Kind regards Sophie Woof ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (I wasn't satisfied... no free stuff so I emailed back) Dear Ms Woof. I would be interested to know upon Whom you've been consumer testing these pastys on, as their tastebuds must be numbed from years of neglect. My dog upon having to make a choice between A real cornish pasty and a greggs would go for the real one at all times. I question your top quality ingrediants as well. Please could you clarify? loves of love. S.Bartle.

You manaaged to get a free snack Tarmac but I feel this guys letter was much more punchy than yours!

Have you not caused enough damage to your vehicles by 'drifting' recenty? I think I am turning into the snow police - I don't know why - its got me off work all week! I love the stuff

You are right glrnet. I am confusing him with the main character of a book I am reading with my class just now - Divided City by Theresa Breslin. In general though, people whose name start with a 'G' do tend to be a bit dodge!

I just hope your talking about yours cos you sure as hell ain't getting a ride from me you sick sick man!

A soft bristled broom works wonders matt!

I cleared all the snow off mine as I am sure it was about to collapse with the weight!

Happy zed birthday

Gentle from pennicuik is wanting a set of red calipers mate - these would be ideal for him!