What do you think they meant?

[glrnet]

I bought a leather strap recently for my camera and the following advice was printed on the packaging, it started well but then I can only imagine they got the wrong language "specialist" in

 

This product is made of leather. Please use the following information carefully.

 

1. When soaked in water, dry, ventilated win-win situation in the shade, direct sunlight, do not dry or columns.

 

2. The process for dyeing leather for water (rain, sweat, temperature etc) is a long contact. When you get the friction on the otitis, and clothing, leather products, which is the attribute of the product is not defective Your particular attention

 

3. When this Product is buried, to clear the wax, and leather-only cream.

 

4. Preserved at a high temperature or humidity, please avoid it if possible

 

[marzman]

:lol:

[ATTAK Z]

chuckle it becomes me

Edited July 4, 2013 by ATTAK Z

[WhackyWill]

Obviously been translated from Chinese.. Buy British..!!

[Ekona]

Buy Blitish

[Will370z]

Friction on the otitis sounds blummin painful

[richmillions]

I don't see the issue, makes sense

[DoogyRev]

I think it makes perfect sense like this Graham

 

 

1。当在水中浸泡，干燥，通风良好的åŒèµ¢å±€é¢åœ¨é˜´å‡‰å¤„，é¿å…阳光直射，ä¸å¹²ç‡¥æˆ–列。

 

2。皮é©æŸ“色水（雨水，汗水，温度等）的过程是一个长期的接触。当你得到中耳炎，æœè£…，皮é©åˆ¶å“，这是产å“的属性上的摩擦是ä¸æ˜¯æœ‰æ¯›ç—…你特别注æ„

 

3。当该产å“被埋没，以清除蜡，皮é©åªæœ‰éœœã€‚

 

4。ä¿å­˜åœ¨é«˜æ¸©æˆ–高湿度，如果å¯èƒ½çš„è¯ï¼Œè¯·é¿å…

 

[twobears]

Yikes! That reminds me of the chap that I used to sit next to at work. He seemed mild mannered enough until one day he came into work with a bag from which he proceeded to get some weird leather harness and asked me, as a horse owner, how I would advise him to clean it. It certainly wasn't a harness designed to fit any horse I've ever seen

[HaydnH]

Yikes! That reminds me of the chap that I used to sit next to at work. He seemed mild mannered enough until one day he came into work with a bag from which he proceeded to get some weird leather harness and asked me, as a horse owner, how I would advise him to clean it. It certainly wasn't a harness designed to fit any horse I've ever seen

 

At least he didn't ask you how you'd get it dirty.

Edited July 11, 2013 by HaydnH

[cs2000]

haha, I do love actually trying to read the Chinglish instructions on the parts!

[twobears]

"At least he didn't ask you how you'd get it dirty."

 

No, I suppose I should be grateful for small mercies I did actually give him cleaning instructions for his harness but that spurred him on to ask me at a party a few weeks later what advice I would give him for soothing a sore nipple that he'd just had pierced I advised putting a cabbage leaf on it

[jjt]

Sounds like the instructions which were on the box of my ebay special reversing camerwaaaaa