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......could not have know who they were f*****g with

 

Parked for the last 2 days on a really wide stretch if road, against a a raised kerb, not obstructing anything (for clarity absolutely all laws of the road adhered to and all houses have parking for at least 2 cars)

 

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****ed with the wrong bull lady......this is going on my windscreen tomorrow

 

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I have two spaces outside my house some visitor parked in it, so I just parked behind them locked my car and went to bed, I assume they got a cab home. That's a cheek what she wrote in that note..!

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I know that road and its a quiet area with plenty of off street parking so not like you're taking up a space outside someone's house.

 

I say that as we often get people parking outside our house and as we only have space for one car on our drive it does my nut in.... However I'd never put a note like that though as at the end of the day it's first come etceteras

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It pisses me off when people take 'my' space outside my house, but it's a completely irrational thing as I know full well they can park there happily: It's the same logic I use to park the MX-5 down the road! :lol:

 

Tbh I get more irritated at myself for getting irritated about it. I'd never dream I'd leaving a note either, but then I would also never respond as it's just asking for someone to let your tyres down.

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Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: :scare:

 

I dont own a zed.....never have done.

 

I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends.

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It pisses me off when people take 'my' space outside my house, but it's a completely irrational thing as I know full well they can park there happily: It's the same logic I use to park the MX-5 down the road! :lol:

 

Tbh I get more irritated at myself for getting irritated about it. I'd never dream I'd leaving a note either, but then I would also never respond as it's just asking for someone to let your tyres down.

 

Mate if it was a terraced street I wouldnt dream of parking there, legal or otherwise but these people have a massive drive and a road with enough room to park about 50 cars!

 

This area is your proper 'middle England' so doubt that will happen but if it does I need 4 new tyres anyway!

 

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For added flamboyance

 

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You will probably find you have flat tyres as their reply.

 

Then they'll find the car parked there for a very long time as I'll abandon it there and get lifts for as long as my resolve holds out

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Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: :scare:

 

I dont own a zed.....never have done.

 

I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends.

Jeez sounds awful mate, what's on the radar next?

 

By the way I'm in the opposite boat, some tosser has written my zed off and I wish they hadn't as I don't think I'll get the true value :(

Laura is looking at cross overs as we speak, I fear I'm going to end up with a 1.2. Clio.

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Aren't you curious to ask where they think you should be parking? I'd NEED to know which space they consider is appropriate for parking, and their selection criteria.

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Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: :scare:

 

I dont own a zed.....never have done.

 

I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends.

Jeez sounds awful mate, what's on the radar next?

 

By the way I'm in the opposite boat, some tosser has written my zed off and I wish they hadn't as I don't think I'll get the true value :(

Laura is looking at cross overs as we speak, I fear I'm going to end up with a 1.2. Clio.

 

Nowt mate... stuck with this for 4 years.

 

Had I know me and carla were going to break up when I got it I would have got a zed without a second thought.........hindsight and all that!

 

I read about the accident on the other thread. .......utter kack mate

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Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: :scare:

 

I dont own a zed.....never have done.

 

I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends.

 

So what do you own....???

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Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: :scare:

 

I dont own a zed.....never have done.

 

I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends.

 

So what do you own....???

 

Errrrm the clue (and its a fairly large one) was in my response :lol:

 

I'll give you another clue. .....it comes after 'I've got.....'

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Well you will know in advance who keyed your Zed.. :scare: :scare:

 

I dont own a zed.....never have done.

 

I've got an audi tt that was smashed in the quarter, keyed last week and all the alloys kerbed......I couldn't give a dry turd about it. My entire strategy is that someone will write it off before the pcp ends.

 

So what do you own....???

 

Errrrm the clue (and its a fairly large one) was in my response :lol:

 

I'll give you another clue. .....it comes after 'I've got.....'

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Just one more clue, don't be tight :lol:

 

Ok, ok......what's the most wanky hairdressers car that would be driven by a male middle management **** that immediately springs to mind

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