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Practical maths for Chicago Schools:

 

Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these kids can use in real-world situations !

 

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________

 

1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 9 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

 

2.. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for

$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his @*!# ?

 

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

 

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

 

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

 

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his

common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

 

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

 

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?

 

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

 

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

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Practical maths for Chicago Schools:

 

Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these kids can use in real-world situations !

 

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________

 

1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 9 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

 

11.7, trick question. Only asks per drive by. He can only shoot 13 rounds per drive by.

 

2.. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for

$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his @*!# ?

 

$2513.50

 

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

 

3.14 tricks per ho per day. Practically one will have to do 4 whilst the other two do 3.

 

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

 

16.8 bags. So 17 to round up.

 

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

 

2 Corvettes with $1000 spare to blow on coke from Willie and Ho's from Dwayne.

 

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his

common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

 

$2800

 

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

 

17.6 letters.

 

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?

 

20%

 

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

 

28 weeks

 

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

 

133.3 metres.

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Practical maths for Chicago Schools:

 

Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these kids can use in real-world situations !

 

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________

 

1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 9 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?

 

11.7, trick question. Only asks per drive by. He can only shoot 13 rounds per drive by.

 

2.. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for

$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his @*!# ?

 

$2513.50

 

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

 

3.14 tricks per ho per day. Practically one will have to do 4 whilst the other two do 3.

 

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

 

16.8 bags. So 17 to round up.

 

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

 

2 Corvettes with $1000 spare to blow on coke from Willie and Ho's from Dwayne.

 

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his

common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

 

$2800

 

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

 

17.6 letters.

 

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?

 

20%

 

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

 

28 weeks

 

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?

 

133.3 metres.

 

Jeees you need to get laid! :lol:

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