smudgedon Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Dip needs a woman in his life Any of you kind forum goers able to lend a helping hand (literally) so that he can become more of a man? Thanks in advance for your generosity Quote
Jay Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Crikey I read the tittle wrong for a second I read it as: a woman from BKK (Bangkok) so hey.... maybe that will answer all his problems haha Quote
smudgedon Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 Crikey I read the tittle wrong for a second I read it as: a woman from BKK (Bangkok) so hey.... maybe that will answer all his problems haha I keep reading it as BBW....I'm sure he's not picky Quote
4RE Leather Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Bless but no tall ones please. He has to stand on an orange box to kiss anyone over 4'10" Quote
smudgedon Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 Who moved it from wanted?! Now it makes no sense!!! Quote
rtbiscuit Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 does she have to come with or without an air release valve? quick fill Co2 canister or blow up manually? Quote
Sarnie Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 I thought a woman wanted to buy a Big Brake Kit Quote
smudgedon Posted November 27, 2012 Author Posted November 27, 2012 does she have to come with or without an air release valve? quick fill Co2 canister or blow up manually? Again, he's not fussy Quote
Dblock Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 does she have to come with or without an air release valve? quick fill Co2 canister or blow up manually? Again, he's not fussy What if she is? Quote
rtbiscuit Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 does she have to come with or without an air release valve? quick fill Co2 canister or blow up manually? Again, he's not fussy What if she is? She could be a let down a bit....or re inflated Quote
spursmaddave Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Now are you a fan of big headlights and a fat rear bumper or do you prefer a sleeker model.... One that is low on mileage and owners or just an old banger that has been around the block plenty of times and had many owners. All down to the ride really, do you want one that you will have to put a lot of effort into to get the best out of it or one that you can just slip into, sit back and enjoy the ride.... 1 Quote
rtbiscuit Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 i'm sorry thats not fair is mail order better? Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Smudgedon... Wait til I get my hands on you! Despite me finding it funny! Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Bless but no tall ones please. He has to stand on an orange box to kiss anyone over 4'10" What do you mean not tall? One of my ex's was 5`10", 4 inches taller than me and I found that very intriguing! Quote
DoogyRev Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Smudgedon... Wait til I get my hands on you! Now that just sounds weird Quote
ioneabee Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 What do you mean not tall? One of my ex's was 5`10", 4 inches taller than me and I found that very intriguing! I was once stood at a bar (or at least peering over the lip) turned round to ask my friends what they wanted to drink and got a complete eyefull (nearly lost my eyesight) of a very tall (to me) and very well endowed lady - it does have its uses, being of the smaller stature variety Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 What do you mean not tall? One of my ex's was 5`10", 4 inches taller than me and I found that very intriguing! I was once stood at a bar (or at least peering over the lip) turned round to ask my friends what they wanted to drink and got a complete eyefull (nearly lost my eyesight) of a very tall (to me) and very well endowed lady - it does have its uses, being of the smaller stature variety Yep. In heels she was over 6ft, so I used to get weird looks from people in bars/clubs when we went out. And yes my height meant I was at the right height for some bossum snuggling! Quote
DoogyRev Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 What do you mean not tall? One of my ex's was 5`10", 4 inches taller than me and I found that very intriguing! I was once stood at a bar (or at least peering over the lip) turned round to ask my friends what they wanted to drink and got a complete eyefull (nearly lost my eyesight) of a very tall (to me) and very well endowed lady - it does have its uses, being of the smaller stature variety .... and here is a pic of you and her..... :lol: Quote
rtbiscuit Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 Tom Cruise is short and he's he's also a frickin mental case 1 Quote
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