Stew Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Clown = 1 warning point. Reason being rubbish jokes. Quote
Wasso Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Wow the new forum is strict, mods must have been on a recent course or something To be fair though that joke was poop so maybe 1 point is justified! Quote
Clown Posted October 26, 2012 Author Posted October 26, 2012 I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.†I thought, “I can’t turn that down.†Quote
Wasso Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.†I thought, “I can’t turn that down.†That surely deserves another strike!!! MODS!!!!! Quote
ChrisS Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Who's been watching Tommy Cooper vids ?? Quote
glrnet Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 A nose walks into a bar and asks the barman for pint, the barman replies I'm not serving you as you are already off your face Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 I've got a couple of canaries going cheap Quote
glrnet Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. Quote
glrnet Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 I’m in therapy at the moment. I don’t need it, obviously, but I got all these psychiatrist gift vouchers for Christmas which my family clubbed together for. What I wanted was a crossbow. Quote
Whazza22 Posted October 26, 2012 Posted October 26, 2012 Big snowman said to the little snowman "can you smell carrots?" Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Two fish in a tank One says to the other "So do you know how to drive this thing?" Quote
HaydnH Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I went to the zoo the other day, it only had 1 dog! It was a sh*t zoo. Quote
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I saw a baby ghost lying on the pavement the other day, on second thoughts it might have been a tissue. Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 doctor doctor; one minute i feel like a wigwam, the next i feel like a teepee don't worry sir you're just 2 tents (to tense) :wink: Quote
Vik54 Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Crap jokes time eh? Why did Tigger look inside the toilet? He was looking for Pooh! Quote
Flex Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Got the wife a pug dog as a present the other day. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat the dog seems to like her. Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields.... The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual... Quote
TOYBOY Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Stephen Hawking went out on a date. When he came home he had a bash on his head and his elbows and knees were grazed. Apparently she stood him up. Quote
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