SteveW Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 Some little scrotes decided it would be fun to egg my car last night whilst parked outside the GF's!!! Had I caught them he would have found out how unfunny eggs can be! Quote
DoogyRev Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 Hope you managed to get it all off ok Quote
glrnet Posted December 31, 2011 Posted December 31, 2011 That's pants, hope they all develop flu (insert any horrid ailment here) for the New Year Hope your car's ok buddy Quote
JetSet Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Yeah, I got egged late at night a couple of years ago leaving ASDA. Hit the back window of Caroline's Z4 and ran down onto the hood...devil of a job to get it off as well Pete Quote
manphibian Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 That's pants, hope they all develop AIDS Quote
Rubber Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Ha ha , quite funny if you are of age. If you own the car though, quite reasonable to consider beating the crap out of them Quote
Stew Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Punishment and crime. Beating the crap out of someone for throwing the egg seems a little excessive to me. Although technically you can beat an egg so maybe....... Quote
Neilp Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 id rather have the car hit by eggs than bricks. I was driving home one night when a team of youngsters in a shithole area near where i stay threw a brick from behind a tree and it caught the a-pillar of my car, if it was an inch back it would have came through the window and hit my girlfriend in the face. Quote
SteveW Posted January 1, 2012 Author Posted January 1, 2012 Yeah stew I agree I wouldn't have beaten them Just egged them or maybe made them eat a raw egg-tasty! Bloody hell Neil!!! That's nuts!!! Quote
Stew Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Yeah stew I agree I wouldn't have beaten them Just egged them or maybe made them eat a raw egg-tasty! Fight eggs with eggs! That's the way to do it! Quote
Dicky Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 I would find it EGGciting if we could EGGsterminate and totally EGGliminate them by some suitable EGGxecution method, possibly EGGlectricution. Quote
Dicky Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 I would find it EGGciting if we could EGGsterminate and totally EGGliminate them by some suitable EGGxecution method, possibly EGGlectricution. Apologies SteveW its no YOKE. Ive been a victim myself Quote
Stew Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 I would find it EGGciting if we could EGGsterminate and totally EGGliminate them by some suitable EGGxecution method, possibly EGGlectricution. All of that is EGGtremly confusing. In fact my heads SCRAMBLED trying to read that. You've completely FRIED my brain..... Oh wait, it was a joke.... Did you POACH it off a joke website? Quote
Dicky Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 I would find it EGGciting if we could EGGsterminate and totally EGGliminate them by some suitable EGGxecution method, possibly EGGlectricution. All of that is EGGtremly confusing. In fact my heads SCRAMBLED trying to read that. You've completely FRIED my brain..... Oh wait, it was a joke.... Did you POACH it off a joke website? I take my hat off to an obvious EGGspert Quote
SteveW Posted January 1, 2012 Author Posted January 1, 2012 Lol pure eggcellence in the previous posts!! Cleaned it off but what a ball ache!!! Quote
Stew Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Lol pure eggcellence in the previous posts!! Cleaned it off but what a ball ache!!! EGGscrutiatingly bad? Quote
spursmaddave Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Hope you were eggstra careful cleaning it off, you don't want to have to shell out on any repairs Quote
SteveW Posted January 1, 2012 Author Posted January 1, 2012 I was EGGxtra careful and ensured I only used a genuine mEGGuiars lambs wool wash Mott Quote
choptop Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 id rather have the car hit by eggs than bricks. I was driving home one night when a team of youngsters in a shithole area near where i stay threw a brick from behind a tree and it caught the a-pillar of my car, if it was an inch back it would have came through the window and hit my girlfriend in the face. Apart from the brick nearly hitting the girlfriend, how is the car? Quote
Dicky Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 why do people do this Better to laugh than cry cos laughing's EGGhilarating Quote
MFM Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 Some little scrotes decided it would be fun to egg my car last night whilst parked outside the GF's!!! Had I caught them he would have found out how unfunny eggs can be! The protien in eggs is good for paint but the shell scratches are not..................... Sorry it happened but it could have been worse, someone mentioned bricks Quote
Neilp Posted January 1, 2012 Posted January 1, 2012 id rather have the car hit by eggs than bricks. I was driving home one night when a team of youngsters in a shithole area near where i stay threw a brick from behind a tree and it caught the a-pillar of my car, if it was an inch back it would have came through the window and hit my girlfriend in the face. Apart from the brick nearly hitting the girlfriend, how is the car? Ah it was my old c2 vts, car was a bit dented but got it fixed for a reasonable price. Got the little **** that done it and gave him it Quote
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