kObi Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 1. Know anything about a car except its colour 2. Understand a film plot 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message 4. lift 5. Throw 6. Run 7. Park 8. Fart 9. Read a map 10. Rob a bank 11. Resist Ikea 12. Sit still 13. Tell a joke 14. Play pool 15. Pay for dinner 16. Eat a kebab whilst walking 17. Pee out of a train window 18. Argue without shouting 19. Get told off without crying 20. Understand fruit machines 21. Walk past a shoe shop 22. Make a decent bacon sandwich 23. Not comment on a strangers clothes 24. Use small amounts of toilet paper 25. Let you sleep with a hangover 26. Drink a pint gracefully 27. Get a round in 28. Throw a punch 29. Do magic 30. Like your friends 31. Enjoy porn 32. Eat a really hot curry 33. Get to the point 34. Buy plain envelopes 35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet 36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" 37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates 38. Avoid credit card debt 39. Dive into a pool 40. Assemble furniture 41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb 42. Set a video recorder 43. Not try and change you 44. Watch a war film 45. Understand why flirting results in violence 46. Spend a day by themselves 47. Go to the toilet by themselves 48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket 49. Choose a video quickly 50. Get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 33. Oh my god - thats my life...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 No 10...... the amount of times I've asked her to do that and Nooooooooooooooo, couldn't possibly do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 33. Oh my god - thats my life...! Oh my god, thats my wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 wrong wrong wrong - apart from: 3,5,9,14,16(I hate kebabs), 17, 26(me drink a pint, I dont' think so!), 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 i feel very lucky, as my wife can do about half of those. although others she'll never get in a million years. made me smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 very true, but her indoors doesn't agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 some good ones in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I disagree with all bar 3, 16, 17 and 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetZed Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 wrong wrong wrong - apart from: 3,5,9,14,16(I hate kebabs), 17, 26(me drink a pint, I dont' think so!), 32 That means that you're arguing with more than 70% so 50 should be on that list too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 wrong wrong wrong - apart from: 3,5,9,14,16(I hate kebabs), 17, 26(me drink a pint, I dont' think so!), 32 So you enjoy porn then? (31) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 yes, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 yes, do you? Well. who's going to be the first to answer? Oh is it me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 porn..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 yes, do you? Is that a trick question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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