rabbitstew Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Willsy1980 said: Yeah either way she was selling a story to get her 5 minutes and a few quid out of it, poor Rooney, never was that bright was he. Still she was better looking then that 80 year old prossie he payed for a few years back! Quote
Ekona Posted September 6, 2017 Author Posted September 6, 2017 He's getting better taste then, at least. I mean, not enough taste to not be driving a Beetle, but better. Quote
Jay84 Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 I wonder if he tried to bribe the coppers. Quote
nowhereboy Posted September 19, 2017 Posted September 19, 2017 I have some frankly outrageous stories around this and I'm not proud of it. Some are a little funny depending on how you look at it. At least nobody got hurt and I still have a license. I've grown up now thankfully, I would share my stories but don't want to lower peoples opinion of me. Quote
Ekona Posted September 19, 2017 Author Posted September 19, 2017 That's okay mate, they couldn't get any lower 1 Quote
Flex Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 Years ago I went to a christmas party, I had one glass of wine very early and then nothing after that and ate a 3 course meal, I was well clear. Drove home with wife (then girlfriend), not going too fast until some dusch was right up my @rse so i sped up, stayed within the speed limits (ish) only after about 2 miles for that dusch to be the police, queu the blue lights. Absolutely shat myself, one for thinking I was going to get done for speeding and then being convinced I was over the limit. Anyway, coppers asked if I had been on an advanced driving course as they couldnt keep up (lol) I'm not that great a driver - and then asked if I'd had a drink, I said yes so they breathalyzed me. Then, told me I'd blown it!! (Now having a heart attack). Then said no actually blown up the machine, it had been faulty all night and was now broken. Heart rate still at about 250 bpm. Told me to get on my way and drive a bit slower lol. I love Norfolk plods. 1 Quote
nowhereboy Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 21 hours ago, Ekona said: That's okay mate, they couldn't get any lower Yea to be fair I did sell the Z for a front wheel drive scrabble wagon 1 Quote
Ekona Posted September 20, 2017 Author Posted September 20, 2017 Oh I forgot about that... *scribbles name from Christmas card list* 1 Quote
Payco Posted September 20, 2017 Posted September 20, 2017 I only drive if I am too drunk to walk. 1 Quote
Exec Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Iv been breath tested only once, when I was pulled over in my first ever car. A Peugeot 106. I blew a 0 as I told the officer I would. What annoys me is how the plod fire questions at you, trying to make you admit liability or be in the wrong. 'we had to do 50 to catch up to you, you must have been speeding'. Then when you explain the law of basic physics and how it's impossible to catch a car in the distance by doing the same speed as said car, your being cheeky! I'd make a good police officer. I'd be great at mixing peoples words up and catching them out. Searching every vehicle I came across as I 'smelt something funny' and stated the drugs act. Id also pull people over for incorrectly spaced reg plates - that actually does irritate me! Quote
Exec Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 I love the question 'Do you know why I've pulled you over'? I bet a load of people land themselves in murky water by suggesting something the police officer hasn't even considered!! Quote
Payco Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Got stopped by the police once with the wife in the car.She heard me arguing with the officer and interrupted him and said 'Don't mess with my husband when he's had a drink'. 1 Quote
ATTAK Z Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Exec said: I love the question 'Do you know why I've pulled you over'? 1) Cos you're stupid and have a very low IQ ??? 2) You're trying to impress your partner ??? 3) You had a row with your wife before you started work today ??? 4) You've got to get your figures up ??? 5) Cos you're a dick ??? ... is what I'd like to say but probably wouldn't Quote
Toon Chris Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) On 9/20/2017 at 11:03, Flex said: Drove home with wife (then girlfriend), not going too fast until some dusch was right up my @rse so .. Douche Honestly, the grammar police don't do spelling any more? (maybe because it's french?) Edited September 23, 2017 by Toon Chris Quote
Flex Posted September 23, 2017 Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Toon Chris said: Douche Honestly, the grammar police don't do spelling any more? (maybe because it's french?) How apt that you pointed this out: Douche definition: A douche is a method of washing the vagina using a stream of water. Edited September 23, 2017 by Flex Add pee taking emoji Quote
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