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  1. Love the r5 Monaco aswell!
  2. from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________ ________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Is this a trick question? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid! ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you s*****g me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral.. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ________________________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
  3. Everyone is going ings though at the mom!!
  4. Indicators can be changed without removing the light, just a bit tight. Even my sausage fingers can do it!. Btw you need a T20 bulb
  5. Ive just done this in mine, very easy conversion, most difficult thing is removing the PCD from the casing plus the screen fits perfectly. Only thing I need now is the updated IGO8 as Im still running IGO7. Plus the damn bluetooth wont pair with my Phone
  6. Dont really understand the logic of this one Martin? Please explain..
  7. Ignore the indents there is a Cross hatched area on one side of the dipstick - But then again it makes no difference because you cant read it! I just end up changing my oil every 3k and putting the stock 4.5ltr in
  8. dcash5

    Clip of 350z

    Are you refering to the ferrari through Paris? "On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris. No streets were closed, for Lelouch was unable to obtain a permit" Correct me if I am wrong I believe Lelouch went to prison as he would not reveal the drivers name. ps Link to the short film if no-one has seen it - Call Rendez Vous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O22a0jQK ... re=related
  9. see exhibit A http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic ... highlight=
  10. dcash5

    Radiator hoses

    yes but didnt ur car then loose all power whilst doing 80mph down the motorway?
  11. Nice pics - Wish i had made the effort to be there!
  12. WHat about Samsung i8510, blackberry storm or Sony ericcson Omnia
  13. This could be one of my favourite cars on the forum!!!
  14. I use a lexus one ... fits much better than the s2k one.
  15. Slightly ajar
  16. I dont think it a shy machine by any stretch!
  17. I still cant get over you polishing your exhaust for bits you dont even see
  18. http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115118 This is one for all you OCD types
  19. Or just run some 8" and 10" 18's like me :D
  20. It had to be Gt-s wheels, tried other wheels didnt have the same look, wasnt going to compromise, even when I ruined the anodize I was abouts to buy a second set of GT-S wheels for summer and use these for my winter wheels and I couldnt get the big enough offsets in this wheel to cover the distance hence why had to go down the last resort. And glad to say I pulled it off imo Whats the point of going down the easy route, if everyone relied on bolt on bolt off parts everybodys car would have the same wheels, same springs, same looks. The whole reason for modifying a car is for it to be individual and tailored to your own personal preferance. Hats off to you I say sir!!!
  21. Cusco/Stillen etc? Lets see whats available please Dan
  22. Looks good, what size tyres are they? 40's or 45's?
  23. No use to me. From a JDM but they can be used with either JDM or UK DVD drive. Perfect working order and have the metal mounting bracket. Make me an offer. No use to me Dan
  24. Heres an example of it Fitted
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