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Yup, genuine no-strings-attached offer of a massive surprise bag of awesome sweeties (exact options are changeable based on the winner's taste) to the person who can find me the cheapest AND based in UK supplier of the following: Asus EeeBox EB1503 4GB RAM 1.8Ghz min CPU No OS I can find millions of places that are either foreign or come with an OS, but not the exact spec above and in the UK. I'm not buying foreign as I want the DSR protection, although whatever happens it's going on a cc. Go go go!

I'm clearly being too nice. I'll have to remedy that I think.

Get some instruction. Proper performance instruction, preferably on an airfield or track so you can really push it. Next, get a decent geo setup. Not just the wheels pointing straight, but go somewhere who can tailor your car to do what you want it to. Then get some better boots. MPSS, will make a massive difference again. Also get some Rays on, £500 and you will notice the difference. If, after all that you still aren't enjoying the car, then it's probably not the right car for you.

I'm amazed it's not there already tbh

I are teh famous lol So yeah, go pick up a copy of Total 911 in a few days when it hits the news stands, and read my letter on my trip to Spain. Letter of the month and all that, yeah.

MR2 roof is vinyl, you really want to be using the Renovo cleaner and protector on it, worked wonders on my old one

I still get this pointless crap sent through from Glyn Hopkin on what seems to be a monthly basis. I haven't even owned the car in three years, and I certainly don't want a special offer Micra!

That's ace, top stuff.

Buy cheaper wheels. They're not the bits keeping you in contact with the road.

What does a gay horse eat? HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!! (It's better with the hand movements) (Trust me, it is!)

Astons look prettier. Porsches go faster.

Every time I see someone slag off Dave Cameron as PM, I feel the urge to point at Ed Miliband and ask them if they actually think that is a better alternative. Most go quiet then. The others are just beyond redemption.

I'm 99% sure a ghost picked me up out of bed, took me across the room, then put me down on my rocking lion when I was a youngster. I screamed and screamed and screamed, was chuffing terrifying. Cue the mocking, probably deserved, but I can remember it like it was yesterday and I have no other reasoned explanation for it.

Same question as to whether humankind is good or evil at heart, really.

I could be god. That would be amazing, your own real-time sandbox.

Might help if you let us know what size wheels they are

Great post, and I see where you're coming from with it, but this is why it's incredibly frustrating for aetheists to argue with religious folk and vice versa: It all comes down to faith, and that's not something that's easily gaiined nor lost. Genuinely, I'd quite like there to be a god of some kind, as that would be quite comforting in one way and purely f*cking awesome in another. However, until someone can prove to me beyond all doubt that there is a god, I cannot see how any reasoned mind can believe in one. Likewise, I expect someone who goes to church every Sunday struggles to understand how I manage to go through life without the guiding hand of the book.

So how often do you check the oil then?

Two worst things to debate on forums: Religion and politics. Always ends up badly. *runs off to start a politics thread*

Much better, great result matey

Who do you pray to though? God? Buddha? Jesus? Mohammed? The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Which made-up person do you think can help you? Serious question, despite the flippancy.

Even if they didn't touch it, you were miles under the oil limit before it went in I suspect. How often do you check your oil? Honestly?

No we wont. We are more intelligent now...just. But we're not, not really. Religion still exists, so whilst some of the population have figured out that Santa = Easter Bunny = Jesus = Mohammed = Tooth Fairy, there's millions that still worship something. With all due respect to those that do choose to believe in such things, of course.

Also, good thread topic