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At least he's not whinging, makes a nice change from last year.

"Felipe, Valtteri is faster than you" "FFS not again!"

This race has been pretty good, some nice battles in the midfield and they sound a lot better on Sky. Just a shame that Lewis is the new Seb.

Why is everyone picking the car notorious for uninvolving, lifeless steering? Power is nothing without control. What's the budget, anyway?

I'll do the conversion if you want, I've got an angle grinder

The buffeting would be horrendous, I reckon.

Good news

Because that's the max fuel they can consume, normally it consumes less

I feel sorry for anyone watching on BBC, the cars are MUCH louder on the Sky coverage. Sounds almost good via the home cinema Also, genuine lols at Kimi getting a puncture and Maldonado retiring

So two decat pipes and a Y-pipe for £500? Yeah, I'd say that's about right given the manufacturer. Go for it

That looks f*cking ridiculous.

See, we can't both be wrong! My logic goes like this: If I'm buying a fast Audi, it has to be an RS. End of. Or an R8. If I'm buying a massive barge, I don't want one with such a low rent interior as the VXR. If I'm buying a FWD car, I want one that's the most fun. Ergo, the Clio wins by a mile. There's one near me that I follow to work most days, and the owner picked the exact spec I would: Black, black wheels, rear spoiler, Recaros. It's stunning

Clio. Yes, seriously.

Fair enough, and fair play for having the nous to ask someone I'd want to know why they suddenly think you have an aftermarket exhaust, since you've not contacted them about it in any way. Think they open their lines at 10am on a Sunday, let us know what they say.

Who cares if Rosberg beats Lewis? If he's better over the race, fair play.

Call them, don't email them. Once you've spoken to someone and got it sorted, then you get them to email you proof.

Hang on, one thing at a time. Do you have an aftermarket exhaust? If you do, then you MUST declare it, else you run the risk of not being insured. You need to speak to them, normally they'll just charge you a fee like about £80, and off you go. Until you hear from them, like tomorrow morning, do not drive your car. Having a policy cancelled can double your insurance next time around, so it's imperative you get this sorted. As for the roof tiles, unless you can prove negligence then it's on your head to repair. You may be onto something here actually, four times in four years may be excessive, unless it's in the freak weather we occasionally have once a year then you're stuffed.

Oh I know what you meant, I just went one step further and ordered them all to remove ambiguity

So you've used the place before, were happy with the work, are happy with the price quoted for this work, but you're asking a bunch of strangers on the internet whether to go with it or not?

I was going to do the 911 today as it's filthy from the blat the other week, but decided to go and thrape the nuts off it again God that flat-six sounds amazing

Great breaths

Eyelids are utter chav Halfrauds stuck on tat at it's very worst. Lip looks ace though

Side exit > Centre exit > One either side at the rear > Single at the rear

Where's the paper boats? We won't see any action until at least half eight, more like nine I reckon.

Hammer.