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It's beer o'clock, bitches!

All by myself

Bloody hell Russ, just glad you're going to be okay matey. My bro was off the road for a year following a seizure, didn't hand his licence back though as that just causes hassle when you want to start driving again. He got the doctors note telling not to drive, waited 365 days, got another letting saying he was fit to drive and off he went. Some folks have had hassle getting their licence returned from the DVLA, that's why I mention it. Time will fly though mate, it did for him.

Audi have confirmed that the car will be taking part in qualy tonight though...! Incredible. Marc Gene to drive instead of Duval though. On the train heading across the water now, seen a stickered up silver Zed and a bronze ragtop Zed at the terminal already

Looks awful, car is destroyed

10/10 for effort though mate

New legs would be my shout. Most awkward, but most safe. How strong is the boot at that point? Will it need bracing below?

You might be able to park in Blue or possibly Expo on Friday, but I'm not convinced you can without a ticket. I've parked in Blue before, but that was on a Tuesday. You may well have to park in town somewhere and get the tram to the circuit.

It's a must-do if you've not been before, where are you parking?

Shouldn't be too bad, few queues around the circuit itself (especially the roads leading to the main entrance), but acceptable. I've never had any issues getting around that time of day, at least. Where are you heading for?

Probably given you back the wrong car

I quite like London. Haven't really been there too many times despite living in close proximity, but some bits are lovely. The museums especially, and the South Bank at Christmas was beautiful. The Academy at Brixton is one of my favourite gig venues too, although I've not seen anyone there for years.

Personally, I wouldn't even want to advertise that I was driving a diesel Astra, and I certainly wouldn't be making up fake brand badging to that end. Leave it subtle dude, don't go down the M-sport route of trying to badge up somethings as sporty when it's not.

I'm leaving tomorrow morning, heading down to Folkestone tonight though to get the early morning Tunnel. 'Cited!

Isn't having the fastest Astra diesel like pulling the 64 year-old at the Grab A Granny night? Sure, you've done better than most, but still not something to be proud of

Coke dealer it is then. Loads of money, easy to sell to the arty types, can retire in ten years (if you live that long).

Do you want money, or do you want to be happy? They're not mutually inclusive for 95% of the population.

So 3D plastic with a metal-style finish on part, with colour on 1/3rd? From a non-existing design? Yeah, dirt cheap! Dude, they're going to be mega-bucks. You'd be lucky to get stickers made up for £50 for the lot, let alone badges. Much better off either looking at stickers, or not bothering I think. I assume this is for a joke? Bit much to be spending on a laugh.

Doesn't do it on Safari on iPad, only on iPhone. More oddness.

What do you mean by badge? Material, size, method of fixing etc

Interesting how it does it across all mobile platforms. What browser are you Android folks using?

I got Spain, Portugal, Belgium and Nigeria in the sweepstake at work!